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I fell two stories from a roof and walked away unscathed...!!!

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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100
not to be a claimer, but i am so psyched to be alive and well after what happened today. While working on a house in Breckenridge, i slipped off a roof and fell 20 feet to the ground. I landed two feet from a lumber pile that wouldve almost certainly broke my back had i landed on it. After a cat scan and a quick round of questions the doctors let me go, 3 hrs after i fell. I feel so lucky and i just had to tell someone about it. Im gonna go buy some lottery tickets...
Jun 30 2008 7:39PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
thats sick dude definitely buy lotto tickets
Jun 30 2008 7:42PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

damn thts so lucky, go for 3 stories tomorow

Jun 30 2008 7:46PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
fuck that, get off the interweb and go for it now! today is your lucky day, not tomorrow
Jun 30 2008 7:50PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
if only you had your skis on and landed it
Jun 30 2008 7:50PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
You should've stood right back up and afterbanged the shit out of it.
Jun 30 2008 7:59PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
hahahahha
Jun 30 2008 8:01PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
pics or it didn't happen
Jun 30 2008 8:03PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
hahaha, lol
Jun 30 2008 8:03PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
As I type this I am still laughing. Bravo!
Jun 30 2008 8:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Pics or it didn't happen. Cool story hansel. Bang me like a hammer.
Jun 30 2008 8:05PM
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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100

sry my photog had the wrong filter on. i could post a CAT scan pic of my bruised lung but it just looks like... a lung

Jun 30 2008 8:10PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
searchbar u fuckin newb
Jun 30 2008 8:10PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
how exactly did you land?
Jun 30 2008 8:10PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
my dad fell of my uncles 2 story house into a pile of shingles cause he was so drunk when we were putting shingles on his roof. he got up shotgunned 2 beers in a row and went back to work. most badass think i've ever seen done.
Jun 30 2008 8:12PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
legitimate excuse.  i think cat scan pics will suffice.
Jun 30 2008 8:12PM
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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100
on my feet, like i was landing switch, then just collapsed for a few
Jun 30 2008 8:14PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
if he was a real man he would have funneled the beers
Jun 30 2008 8:21PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
uh that didnt even make sense?

he has 1000+ more posts than you and  searchbar the cool story hansel, the pics or it didnt happen, or bang me like a hammer?

cute story hansel, get a fuck'n job.
Jun 30 2008 8:26PM
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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100
Click for larger image
Jun 30 2008 8:27PM
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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100
hahah ^ you can see part of my dong
Jun 30 2008 8:27PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
GHOST PENIS
Jun 30 2008 8:38PM
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searchbarnoob
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
ahahahahaha
Jun 30 2008 8:40PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
lol
Jun 30 2008 9:12PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
last summer i well 20 plus feet onto my back.  I landed on a  milk crate and shattered it and my head was three feet from the pavement.  besides a concussion and some back pain for a couple weeks  i  was fine.
Jun 30 2008 9:43PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 245
jea lol
Jun 30 2008 9:44PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
damn dude, i think your penis shrunk on impact. sucks.
Jun 30 2008 9:49PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Damn dude that is sooo lucky.

I fell like 6 feet the other day and broke a vertebrae in my back! WTF! Landed weird on my heels..

Crazy shit man.
Jun 30 2008 10:52PM
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Dumont92
Posts: 209 - Karma: 9
ya dude u got real lucky
i got really lucky last week too i hit a moose going 40 in the car with my girlfriend and my mom and we were all fine except for some minor cuts
Jun 30 2008 11:09PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
haha my friend told me to type almost the exact same thing, then we saw yours. props
Jun 30 2008 11:16PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,417
haha
Jun 30 2008 11:24PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
look at his posts compaired to yours ahhaha
Jun 30 2008 11:28PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
wow you got so lucky. i bet you feel great... until tomorrow when your sore as balls
Jun 30 2008 11:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
That scan totally just reminded me of Bam.
Jun 30 2008 11:41PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
this thread is awesome.
Jun 30 2008 11:52PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
your one to talk shit you fucking larry.
Jun 30 2008 11:54PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Damn, that one just killed me.  Anyways, that's some good shit, just don't go gloating your good luck cause then that only leads to karma.
Jul 1 2008 12:01AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
no not at all.
and try 18,000 more posts lol
what an asshole
Jul 1 2008 12:02AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
same
Jul 1 2008 3:56AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Start doing parkour, you will be good at it in no time.
Jul 1 2008 5:13AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
I think you really shouldnt get a license at 16, damn these youngsters, all they do is crash all the time. Youre born in 92 right? It might not been your fault but still thats what i think
Jul 1 2008 7:55AM
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