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Kill teleamarketers

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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36

Ok not kill them but just fuck with them a little when they call your house it so funny. I mean you can do so much shit, like once i put a guy on hold so funny he was there for like 20 mins. idk just try it its fun.

Jun 30 2008 12:40AM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
i told one to get a real job and they flipped out on me. it was fun
Jun 30 2008 12:43AM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/849713/the_greatest_prank_call_made_ever.swf
Jun 30 2008 12:48AM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
^embed.

Jun 30 2008 12:51AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
yeah kill all tellellamarkaetererers.
Jun 30 2008 11:07AM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
its fun to speak spanish or some other language to them.... i dont really no spanish but...
Jun 30 2008 11:14AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
I just try to make their job a lot harder by being stupid. But yeah, I get at least 2 telemarketers calls every day
Jun 30 2008 11:36AM
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SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
bahahaha that video's great, i wouldnt be able to get 5 seconds without laughing my ass off
Jun 30 2008 11:46AM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
that vid is awsome
Jul 1 2008 11:42AM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
that video is halarious
Jul 1 2008 11:57AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
that vid was so good
Jul 1 2008 12:02PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
I like these last three posts better than the video. But the video was pretty good.
Jul 1 2008 12:22PM
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kob_21
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
id love to. but i don't get human telemarketers anymore. i get a fucking robot calling me. so i can't fuck with them lol.
Jul 1 2008 12:34PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
wow thats one of the funniest things i've ever seen
Jul 1 2008 12:41PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
they have never called me, i guess i just live far enough out into the wilderness
Jul 1 2008 12:50PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
idk whats worse, telemarkers or telemarketers
Jul 1 2008 12:55PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,659
they have one of the highest suiside rates.

i always get my cat purring and leave it beside him.
Jul 1 2008 12:59PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
same.

i was disappointed
Jul 1 2008 1:01PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
oh believe me, im amazing with telemarketers......... i get about 3 calls a day probably, and i just workkkkk my magic on them. its one of my hobbies.
Jul 1 2008 1:37PM
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teleTay
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 186
tell them that you dont speak english

or that they are wasting you phone nimutes
Jul 1 2008 2:01PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
what's wrong with telemarkers?
Jul 1 2008 2:50PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
imma get a telemarketing job. i think itd be fun
Jul 1 2008 2:54PM
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ski93
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 83
haha i feel sry for this telemarketer that was hilarious

i don't really get calls from telemarketers maybe the odd one every couple of months
Jul 1 2008 4:03PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
that video was absolutely hilarious!
I dont really get telemarketers phoning my house, but if I did id love to try and do something like that video,.
Jul 1 2008 4:23PM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
yeah it mad fun screwing with them
Jul 1 2008 11:57PM
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Ginger.Kid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 75
 im not sure if you guys know about the National Do Not Call List in the U.S.... its great really, you sign up for free, and it makes it illegal for telemarketers to call you.  You can even sign up multiple numbers (house and cell!!) 


http://www.donotcall.gov/



Jul 2 2008 12:31AM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
doesnt stop them all tho. we had silence for mabee a year or so. but they are slowly comin back
Jul 2 2008 12:34AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
hahaha that's awesome. telemarketers can never pronounce my last name...its not that hard.
Jul 2 2008 1:06AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
hahaha yeah they are fun to mess with. better is when you get the religious people handing stuff out at your door. ill debate them for hours just to wast their time hahaha
Jul 2 2008 2:10AM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
not to down the whole fucking with telemarketers thing but i find it hard to believe that they actually stayed on the line for 20 minutes without them hanging up and calling someone else. just a thought.
Jul 2 2008 2:19AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
I never get any calls from them. The few times ive talked with them ive just fucked with them. I just wonder if they really get anything sold
Jul 2 2008 7:32AM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
my last name is Nye, like bill nye the science guy (who everybody knows) ad they still go hell ois mr knee there
Jul 2 2008 3:56PM
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Ginger.Kid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 75
then thats illegal lol... i registered years ago and havent gotten a call since... maybe the ones still calling got your number from some form you submitted somewhere or something because that gives them permission... or try re-registering because i know it expires after some time...
Jul 2 2008 5:14PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i had a religious guy come to my door, i opened and said. god is not real, you're wasting your life. then closed the door. he was banging on my door saying how god would still forgive for my sins and shit. it was weird...
Jul 2 2008 5:16PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
haha no i like to waste their time. just get into discussions with them. waaay more fun
Jul 3 2008 2:33AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
I dont get why people think its so funny to mess with telemarketers. Maybe they cant get a better job so this is their last resort, and now they have to deal with assholes all day.
Just say sorry i'm not interested and save your time and theirs.
Jul 3 2008 2:53AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
You should mess with them by buying what they're selling, telling them you're insterested, asking lots of questions, wasting their time and then when they ask for your details, just say "actually... nevermind".
Jul 3 2008 2:59AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
that is the best thing to do if you have time on your hands
Jul 3 2008 3:48AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
WORRRD. telemarketers are okay i usually just end up pissing them off which is good for cheering me up. religious people are so wierd though. one time i was waiting at the LRT station in my city and this guy comes up to me and starts telling me to repent and shit. i think it might've been because i'm black but still, this guy was fucking creepy. i tried walking away and he just follows me, and he starts screaming in my ear about how i need to repent or whatever.
normally everyone except the druggies keeps away from me because i'm black (i might have a weapon), but this guy is screaming at me and harassing me as if i didn't pose a fraction of a threat to him. which to me is really scary, especially when he's talking some crazy ass shit to me.
that's when i bought a knife. there are some seriously crazy people out there, and as far as i'm concerned religion can only make it worse.
Jul 3 2008 4:31AM
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Dumont92
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haha that was amazing
Jul 3 2008 8:10AM
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