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So i just broke into my own house

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MagSeven
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I'm sure not too many people are interested by this, but I thought i'd share.

I live in a 3 storey house, with a flat roof, which is sweet for sitting up on with a beer or whatever. Which I was doing this evening, I'm home alone and the sunset looked pretty nice. So all was great until the wind blew the window shut, so i couldn't get back into my house from the roof.

So I'm like fuck, what the hell am i gonna do. I'm on my roof, in a vest top, and sweat pants, and barefeet. No phone, and no one else is gonna be home till tomorrow evening. So I was either gonna jump McMurray style into a big bush about 25 feet below, or climb down a drainpipe. I took the drainpipe option, which was scary as hell  and i had to jump about 10 feet onto a wooden deck. Leaving me in my back yard, with my house all locked up. Eventually, i had to break a window pane on my front door, and unlock it. Which left me with glass in my bare feet, and a sore fucking ankle from jumping from the drainpipe. And I need to try and get the glass repaired tomorrow.

I'm back inside now finally, with duct tape covering the broken window! Pretty weird experience for a saturday night anyways. thanks for reading.




Jun 28 2008 5:06PM
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pharmony19
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Hahah that sucks man... especially bare footed.
Jun 28 2008 5:07PM
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deathcookie
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Haha. Ive had to break into my house multiple times.  Once I was living in a town house and the only way in was on a deck so i tried  to climb up the house using a hose.  I somehow ended up breaking my teeth in half with the end of  the hose.
Jun 28 2008 5:12PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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haha sick.  how wasted were you? 
Jun 28 2008 5:15PM
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Reed.S
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yea ive done that before but i wasnt drunk and i wasnt on my roof
Jun 28 2008 5:20PM
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JamesR
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strangely similar to me exept i had to climb up a drain pipe and through a window

Jun 28 2008 5:23PM
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MagSeven
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Yeah, i was pretty wasted. Although I posted this, and patched up my John McClane feet from the broken glass and just got back from the store having bought more beer, so I think i'll be getting more wasted.

And Zoolander is on the tv, so it ended up a pretty good evening. Can i get a ''Cool story Hansel''?


Jun 28 2008 5:41PM
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purplejumpsuit
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haha wow id be scared for the first moment trying to figure out a way down.
that sucks, good thing you got in pretty much fine tho.
Jun 28 2008 5:44PM
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iluvBread
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cool fuckin story hansel
Jun 28 2008 6:12PM
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Grube
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that sucks i usually keep a window unlocked just incase i get locked out
Jun 28 2008 6:16PM
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bhill2.0
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My house is like 30-35 feet to the top of the third story where my room is. My windows always unlocked and the spanish workers left a huge scaffolding in my backyard cus we were getting a new kitchen. I had to climb to the top of the most haggard and wobbly scaffolding. it was nuts
Jun 28 2008 6:21PM
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MagSeven
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chyea man! thanks. + karma!!

Jun 28 2008 6:21PM
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eheath
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Ha, you probably didnt have to break a window...
Jun 28 2008 6:23PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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or he cud find a way to keep the window open while hes downing some brewskies
Jun 28 2008 6:32PM
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sarahskis
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Hahaha, good job on the break in.  Now you can freak out your family in the middle of the night and pretend your a robber
Jun 28 2008 7:47PM
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