I'm sure not too many people are interested by this, but I thought i'd share.
I live in a 3 storey house, with a flat roof, which is sweet for sitting up on with a beer or whatever. Which I was doing this evening, I'm home alone and the sunset looked pretty nice. So all was great until the wind blew the window shut, so i couldn't get back into my house from the roof.
So I'm like fuck, what the hell am i gonna do. I'm on my roof, in a vest top, and sweat pants, and barefeet. No phone, and no one else is gonna be home till tomorrow evening. So I was either gonna jump McMurray style into a big bush about 25 feet below, or climb down a drainpipe. I took the drainpipe option, which was scary as hell and i had to jump about 10 feet onto a wooden deck. Leaving me in my back yard, with my house all locked up. Eventually, i had to break a window pane on my front door, and unlock it. Which left me with glass in my bare feet, and a sore fucking ankle from jumping from the drainpipe. And I need to try and get the glass repaired tomorrow.
I'm back inside now finally, with duct tape covering the broken window! Pretty weird experience for a saturday night anyways. thanks for reading.