don't even get me started. i had to get a physical at the beginning of the month, and my regular doctor wasn't there. so they were like he won't be here, we'll get you someone else since it's just a physical. i walk in, and it's a girl. not just any girl, a HOT ass doctor. i am just like oh god dammit. everything is going good and she is like alright time for the good part, laughing. and basically it took everything in my power to not get a boner...
well, if it makes you feel any better, the last time i had a physical, i had to get my second HPV shot and the nurse refused to give it to me in my arm so i'm like..fuck really? are you really going to give me a shot in the butt? i drop my pants, she gives me the shot and i pass out with my pants down, in the middle of the doctor's office. COOL. if your physical goes worse than that, lets trade stories.
Yeah they're supposed to give it to you in the butt.
Either way it fuckin hurts like hell.
seriously dude get over it and go at it(if she's up for that), turn the lights off, go wild while that raunchy yet titillating scent fills the air, and when your done admire that pollock like artwork that used to be the bed sheets---PASKIINGSUCKS
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ahh i just had mine last monday
and let me tell you, it actually wasnt tthhaattttt bad
i did all this random stuff, like eye tests and ear checks and stuff, and then the very last thing they did was the "testicle" as the call them (haha), check
he like fondled each one individually, it was kind of wierd
and i had to wear the most retarded thing ever, it was like one of those little hospital robe things, but it was really small and awkward...
it took me like a minute to come to, i'm really scared of needles. all the nurses felt bad because here i am, a new patient, passed out on their floor with no pants on. i switched doctors and had them give me the last HPV shot in my arm. one of the most humiliating things i think i have ever done.
a friend of mine from new england was driving through georgia on a road trip and he ends up getting pulled over for speeding. the cop goes "son you were goin 80 in a 60. no one goes that fast through georgia." my friend responds with "well, Sherman did"