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What would you do for your MTV "Super Sweet 16"

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MADmidwest
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There was a bump of a thread from 2006 about that show and that got me wondering what my sweet 16 would be like. With all the resources I would have I  would probably rent a warehouse, buy pounds of marijuana, gallons of jack daniels, kegs, invite everyone I knew and a few random people that I didn't. I would probably hire a local reggae band to sing, I have one in mind. Strippers would be good too but then again I would only be sixteen so the legal stuff would be hard to get around. I want to know what your Super Sweet Sixteen would be like instead of what those petty princess bitches would be like. Ours would be such better television.

Jun 23 2008 11:52PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
ware house, with mini ramps and a street coarse. and then the ultimate summer set up. also would try and get a kick ass performer.
Jun 23 2008 11:55PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
umm id buy a cooled warehouse, fill it with snow, and throw a massive railjam
Jun 23 2008 11:58PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
warehouse
300 people
299 paintball guns
one real gun
one birthday boy





Jun 24 2008 12:00AM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
oh you know pick out 2 really expensive dresses ill never wear after that, pick out and extremly expensive car and cry when my parents say theyll think about it. yell at everyone when one flower on my cake is the wrong color and cry because some party crashers...like totally ruined my whole night. so.. prettyy much the usual.

no, but idk whatd id do.
Jun 24 2008 12:01AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16

use the TV time to mock the spoiled kids who've never had to lift a finger in their life or work for anytihng, but yet had things handed to them over and over with no repercussions

everyone on that show needs punched in the face

but i'd probably just throw a banger with Wiz Khalifa if i had to pick, ha

Jun 24 2008 12:05AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
uhhhh chill in the woods, id have the scratch to get bob marley brought back to life to play.
pounds of ganj, just a chill smoke with some chill friends and bob marley.
Jun 24 2008 12:06AM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
Get my body guards to kick MTV out
Jun 24 2008 12:10AM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahaha i found it ironic the statement you made about the legality of strippers, but didn't question the weed. hahahaha.


anyways i would get a huge cold warehouse and truck in a fuckload of snow. have a huge rail jam and quarter pipes and shit. mad jibs. get in like 2 pounds of insanely dank herb hauled in from BC. have 4 kegs for the after party and some sick rap group. not sure who though. i'd only invite like 10 people for the jam sesh then invite a bunch of people for the after party. wordddddddd
Jun 24 2008 12:12AM
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rusteezee
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
id get daddy to buy me a corvette, and probbaly like a house or something.
Jun 24 2008 12:16AM
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bsuthjwu
Posts: 320 - Karma: 8
round up all the brats previously on the show and fuck their shit up!
Jun 29 2008 1:22PM
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Cpt_Barbosa
Posts: 477 - Karma: 171
Have DNA evolution tour come to my house for a whole day
Jun 29 2008 2:02PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
definitely rent out a dope place in boston, invite-only, open bar, blunts on silver platters... have madlib DJ some ill beats for a few hours and at the end of the night have lil wayne come in for a VIP performance.

sompthin like dat
Jun 29 2008 2:06PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

send all of NS to camp on Blackcomb and have a massive party for a week

Jun 29 2008 2:07PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
go play laser tag
Jun 29 2008 2:12PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
It would be at the base of Whistler. There would be a dope rail jam with sick rails and riders that every one could do. Classified, Common Market, and Blue Scholars would be performing with naked pole dancers around them. Also every guest would get free skis.
Jun 29 2008 6:02PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
and a hummer
Jun 29 2008 6:03PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
cliff diving in south america
Jun 29 2008 7:07PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
thats fucked up.
Jun 29 2008 7:18PM
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gkenworthy
Posts: 779 - Karma: 12,873
You think strippers would be hard to purchase because of legal measures, but you would be able to have mass amounts of J.D., Kegs, and a ton of weed... I am pretty sure the consequences would be far more severe for loads of alcohol being provided to minors, and tons of chronic, then partially naked girls dancing...
Jun 29 2008 7:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Lets see...

I would just have my parents buy CO.
Jun 29 2008 7:36PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
rent out hood for a day and make it a newschoolers day......nobody else but kids on NS
Jun 29 2008 7:39PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
that would be insane, i would throw in a huge skatepark for half of the warehouse also so it would be like summer and winter combined
Jun 29 2008 7:45PM
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RockandRollTroll
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I'd save the money for when I'm out of college, on my own, and put a down-payment on a house/apparment/condo or whatever. Call me financially savy, but I'm not a dumb-ass who is going to have a bad credit history when I'm actually employed, supporting a wife and kids.
Jun 29 2008 7:48PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
corona
strobe lights
tiesta
shitload of people
Jun 29 2008 8:40PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
you can't do that shit dude. you're having a party. if your parents are rich as fuck and giving you a sweet 16, you won't have to worry about being poor later on in life.
Jun 29 2008 8:42PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
beer, jack, copenhagen, marlboro reds, naked girls, mud, jacked up trucks (diesel only)
Jun 29 2008 9:11PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
good fuckin plan
Jun 29 2008 11:02PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Rent a massive yacht and cruise down to mexico.
Blunts.Brews.Bitches.
Have a different band each night.
Wutang
Dipset
Jay Z
Cypress Hill
Some bone thugs
Weezer
Jun 29 2008 11:23PM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42
ahah yeeee! everyone for the most part on that show is a winny bitch
Jun 30 2008 12:07AM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42
i would actually have like a private park or bc booter for a day with a bunch of ns members and tonnes of delicious food
Jun 30 2008 12:10AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
That's what I would do.
Jun 30 2008 12:19AM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
yeah, but alcohol and weed can be sold under the table. Strippers have to go through a strip club that could get in trouble for being at a party with a bunch of minors. It doesn't really matter tho cause this is all imaginary
Jun 30 2008 5:58PM
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MADmidwest
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yeah, but alcohol and weed can be sold under the table. Strippers have to go through a strip club that could get in trouble for being at a party with a bunch of minors. It doesn't really matter tho cause this is all imaginary
Jun 30 2008 6:01PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Bitch-slap myself for being a spoiled little shit.
Jun 30 2008 6:06PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
have daddy buy me a heli and get another one for every other day and take it up to BC and tear it up with fellow ns'ers
Jun 30 2008 6:07PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
everyone on that show needs to get their dick-hole smashed in
Jun 30 2008 6:08PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13

id buy a submarine

then go the haines and heli ski with like 5 people cause my b-days in march

then gimme all the skis i ever wanted and a snowmobile

then i want all you nsers to come kick my ass for bein such a spoiled shit

Jun 30 2008 6:13PM
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TheButterHashira
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DNA evolution tour set up?
I would want that set up in the huge cooler/warehouse at the budweiser distributor my mom works at because it would be nice and cool. Getting beer out of there would be sketch and pointless so I would just wait to do that after the party. I'd get a good reggae band and a dj. I'd just have an open invite to everyone at 3 different high schools in my area because I would want to insure that I had plenty of black people and hot girls at the party, at least more of those than white dudes. I would get escort services and rent-a-negro.com to supply me with bitches and black people but my parents aren't rich like the usual people on that show.
Jun 30 2008 6:54PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 245
word to that sonn
Jun 30 2008 7:09PM
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[~_~]
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I would go to my local library and poop in the sections that contain genres I dislike so that any person who enjoys said genres and wanders into those sections has to smell the fiery wrath of my anus.
Jun 30 2008 7:28PM
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TheButterHashira
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You don't need mtv to help you with that.
Jun 30 2008 8:44PM
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