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How to hide that i've been drinking?

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s.g.
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so,i'm 16 and my parents are really pissed off when I come home after I drunk sth.(here you start drinking at 15).even when I'm not drunk and you can see on me that i have been drinking they are pissed off.So does anyone know how can i make alcohol less seen like drinking water or sth. like that
Jun 18 2008 3:38PM
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blunts
Posts: 295 - Karma: 9
smoke
Jun 18 2008 3:43PM
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s.g.
Posts: 355 - Karma: 11
thanx for advice but...nah
Jun 18 2008 3:44PM
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[~_~]
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drink tea...it has a strong scent and masks the alcohol on your breath. Just do it habitually and then they will think it's normal since you always drink tea.

On the way back home, roll down your windows so your face will be cooler and not as red. Also, this airs the scent out of your clothes.
Jun 18 2008 3:50PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha, encouraging kids forever!!

drink vinegar, it pasts the breath test and as for the face just get facepaint or come home wearing a hoody and go straight to your room
Jun 18 2008 3:53PM
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Calb3rt
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just make sure you are not the driver when you are on your way back home.
Jun 18 2008 3:53PM
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rusteezee
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ummm dont be a bitch....
Jun 18 2008 3:54PM
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babujib
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really? can anyone verify?
Jun 18 2008 4:00PM
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k-rob
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milk - kills the aftertaste AND the smell
has worked for me so far (=
Jun 18 2008 4:04PM
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doublexl
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Jun 18 2008 4:04PM
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no_steeze
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my cousin got caught drinking so much that his parents started breathalizing him and i was with him one night and he was definitely above and he drank vinegar and the test didn't register, so it worked for him, i've never done it, nobody breathalizes me, i had a friend killed by a drunk driver so i don't go anywhere near cars when i've had anything so cops aren't an issue
Jun 18 2008 4:13PM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
Pepper-Mint Schnapps.  Smells like breath mints.
Jun 18 2008 4:14PM
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Dr.Scholl
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and come home chewing gum an its all good
and pretend like your in a slight bad mood and say you tired and go right to sleep
next morning wake up earlier than normal then do something active so that gets ride of all there thoughts that you might be hungover
Jun 18 2008 4:20PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
tell them to fuck off since the drinking age is 15?
Jun 18 2008 4:26PM
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Beefcake
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im pretty sure he means people do drink @15 not its legal @15
Jun 18 2008 4:31PM
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Alex_G
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hahaa shawn...all you really gotta do is come home really late and go straight to bed. Thats what I do and it works like a charm.
Jun 18 2008 4:35PM
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ChrisMercer
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get your parents drunk?

Jun 18 2008 4:37PM
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p_n
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peanut butter
Jun 18 2008 4:40PM
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SolMi
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food works for me everytime so just stop by a wendy's on the way home it takes care of the breath and i usually get beer munchies so it works for that too. also rolling down your windows will take care of any other smells and make your face less red like people said
Jun 18 2008 4:41PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
ah fuck me. this can still work though. trick them into thinking the drinking age is 15. then your gold.
Jun 18 2008 4:46PM
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gordie.
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gum. only gum can save you now.
Jun 18 2008 5:09PM
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s.g.
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it worked for few months but not last time.
Jun 18 2008 5:10PM
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anthony_B
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Don't be stupid. Drinking vinegar is a bad idea. Not only will you get sick from it, but you'll prolly throw it up and then your parents will def know you have been drinking.

The best way to go about is to talk to your parents. Explain to them that when you go out to a party or whatnot you will have a few drinks and let them know you know the repercussions and that you are responsible the way you go about it.
Jun 18 2008 5:17PM
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anthony_B
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btw you shouldn't be going out and getting hammered in the first place if your only 15.
Jun 18 2008 5:18PM
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s.g.
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fuck it.you live only once.
and thanx for advices,now I can get drunk on sutarday when school is done
Jun 18 2008 5:43PM
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blindside
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peanut butter is good....well thats what I've heard cause I'm allowed by my parents AND the law to drink alcohol (claim)
Jun 18 2008 5:54PM
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timmi
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why do you have the striaght edge "x"s around your name if you drink? lol.

and on your way home just focus on sobering up. it works for me. dont get shitfaced though cause that never really ends up well.
Jun 18 2008 6:00PM
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jason...
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whatever me and most of my friends started when we were like 13 so it really doesnt matter
Jun 18 2008 6:26PM
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[JP-of-SC]
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cops can still be an issue. if they bust a party and you're there then you can end up getting a breathalyser test unless you admit to drinking.
Jun 18 2008 6:29PM
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Dr.Scholl
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keep in mind 15 is either a freshman or a sophomore in highschool
Jun 18 2008 6:33PM
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Lateralis
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how do expect to hide it from your parents if your drinking?? if you were out drinking and gettin right ripped and roaring then you wouldnt be able to hide that shit from your parents. youd come home not knowing what your doing and make a total ass of yourself. my first time drinking i got way too drunk and fell down the stairs when i got home and all my parents did was laugh at me and take pictures of my drunk 14 year old ass puking for hours.

Jun 18 2008 7:07PM
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mski
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just throw up


your going to get caught if your asking NS for help, no matter what.
Jun 18 2008 7:12PM
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timmi
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my parents filmed me in my bathroom saying the most incoherant shit. they thought i was gunna die from alchohol poisoning or some shit. they are apperently going to show it at my wedding.
Jun 18 2008 7:13PM
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proZach
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they did it on mythbusters...why do i know that?

but it masks the smell very well. that might help one aspect of it.
Jun 18 2008 7:41PM
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robtheslobonacob
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reese peanut butter cups have saved my ass countless times. and dont pee in your own front yard at 1 in the morning, its a dead give away.
Jun 18 2008 7:48PM
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Casey
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tell your parents to fuck off. don't hide that shit you will regret your closed/dishonest relationship that you've built with them when you are older.
Jun 18 2008 8:47PM
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snowmuncher
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well according to a thread a while backeating chapstick or burts bees or osme shit like that will help you pass the breath test?
Jun 18 2008 8:52PM
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skieasy
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hahahhahaahah that just kind of made my day.



but yeah whoever said about the eating chapstick....i haven't heard of anyone whos failed a breathalizer after eating chapstick... its pretty reliable...
Jun 18 2008 9:01PM
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BMB
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Jun 18 2008 9:03PM
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Casey
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do you know anyone thats passed a breathylizer after eating chapstick?? 
Jun 18 2008 9:03PM
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General_Shredgnar
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If you go drinking, bring a spare shirt so if your clothes gets a little smelly you can switch.
Whenever I come home after drinking, I always swig milk. It completely eradicates the taste and smell of alcohol on your breathe.
Jun 18 2008 9:09PM
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skieasy
Posts: 214 - Karma: 11

ouch..


and yes. i do.

Jun 18 2008 9:11PM
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H0NKY
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just party naked, then you have no clothes to make smelly....and dont come home spend the night at a friends house...
Jun 18 2008 9:30PM
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ryan.c
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dont act drunk?

wenever im drunk or high, my parents never know, but they suspect it wen im sober...pisses me off at times
Jun 18 2008 10:00PM
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Shadows
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yes, but he doesnt want to throw up. that shit is nasty as hell. if you can seriously drink that with a straight face i applaud you.
Jun 18 2008 10:11PM
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860
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Pretty sure the one and only way to pass the breathalizer test is to chew/ eat activated charcoal pills. Almost positive this works, nothing else will
Jun 18 2008 11:06PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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your a dumbass dont drink
Jun 18 2008 11:12PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
take percocet instead
Jun 19 2008 12:00AM
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Dustin.
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My girlfriends brother has to use a breathalizer to start his car.  I can tell you there are no little tricks to get by it.  He has tried everything and he always ends up calling for a ride and apologizing for drinking again.
Jun 19 2008 12:07AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I bet you just changed the way he looks at life completely. Good avice, I'm sure he's never going to drink again.
And way to call him a dumbass while using the wrong form of "your" and leaving out an apostrophe. Amazing.
Jun 19 2008 1:41AM
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ButteredToast.
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yer uh dumas! jus don drink namean?

Gum works well.
Jun 19 2008 1:59AM
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