so i just got a phone call and it was an automated survey thing to win a cruise. i wanted to know how the hell they got my number so pressed 0 till i got to a real person. i asked the douch where they got the number from and the little fucker just hung up. absolutely bitch. so now I'm looking for suggestions of the rudest most appalling shit to say in case i get another one of those calls
they usualy go, can i speak to..... then i say, is this a sick joke, they died last week in a car accedent, i just got back from their funeral. then they go, OMG im soo sorry and they usualy never call back
when i was younger i would play marry had a little lamb with the number tones then hang up.
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
when they call (during dinner of course), tell them your a little busy right now and later would be better when they ask, can i call you back around whatever time? reply no ive got a better idea, how about you give me your number and ill call you when im ready too. instant hang up, never called again
ha. funny little story here. yesterday (during dinner of course) a telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer: "hi, i'm so and so from so and so research company (i forget the names). I'm calling to gain insight on your opinion on windows in your home" Me: "oh, we have macs" Telemarketer: "*chuckles* no, i mean windows. Is there anyone over the age of 18 I can talk to in your house. Do you have windows in your house?" Me: "I'm 19 but I just told you, we all have Macs"
Telemarketer: "no, I mean windows like windows on a house" Me: "Oh?" Telemarketer:"Is there some better time I can call?" Me: "Nope. I'm kinda busy right now with dinner and all. Hope your research goes well though"
"i only get messages from blue names telling me how large and smelly the inside of my vagina is.
like i didn't already know asshole, it's on me!"-anitaskis
tele: hi blah blah
you: this isnt a really good time right now, can i get your number and call you back/
tele: uhhh noo....
you: oh because you dont want people calling you at home?
you: well now you know how i feel
its from seinfeld. sometimes i just yell fuck you
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