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B-VUR
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Post some!
Jun 13 2008 8:50PM
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B-VUR
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Derrick Zoolander, A Model, Idiot?
Jun 13 2008 8:57PM
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-Mugatu
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richard gere is a hero of mine. sting. sting would be another hero.  the music he's made over the years, i dont listen to it, but the fact he keeps making it I respect that.-hansel

cool story hansel- the twin dwarfs

hansel- So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

derek- and?

Hansel- I was! ive never even been to mount Vesuvius before!
Jun 13 2008 8:57PM
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davar6
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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINO!!!

Jun 13 2008 8:58PM
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reverendwrong
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What is this....a center for ants!!!....it needs to be....at least 3 times bigger than this!!
Jun 13 2008 9:01PM
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KAS
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Jun 13 2008 9:02PM
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JamesR
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I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys. We're a different breed.
  
also:   Merman pops *cough* merman
Jun 13 2008 9:06PM
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Faggghkxd
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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for..not us.

matilda: I became...
hansel: What?
matila: Bulimic.
derek: You can read minds?

Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

Jun 13 2008 9:12PM
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[Adam]
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derrick- why do you hate models matilda?

Matilda- honestly

Hansel - yes

Matilda- I think there vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered

Hansel- I totally agree with you............ but how do you feel about male models?


Jun 13 2008 9:12PM
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davar6
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i became bulimic.....

you could read minds?!?!?!?!!!!
Jun 13 2008 9:13PM
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bradcoffey
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- So why male models? Think about it, Derek. Male models are geneticallyconstructed to become assassins... They're in peakphysical condition... They can gain entry to the mostsecure places in the world. And most important of all,models don't think for themselves. - They do as they're told.- That is not true. Yes it is, Derek. Yeah. Think about any photo shootyou've ever been on. You're a monkey, Derek! Dance, monkey,in your little spangly shoes! Mash your cymbals, chimpy!Dance, Derek, dance! Good point. But if this has been going onfor so long, Mugatu... He's just a punk-ass errand boy... working for an internationalsyndicate of fashion designers. You do a little background checkon your Mr. Mugatu. You'll find he sold his soul to thedevil for a shot at the big time. But why male models?
Are you serious? I just...I just told you that a moment ago.

Jun 13 2008 9:39PM
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bradcoffey
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wow.. why didnt it make it skip lines..
ok basically its this


derek- but why male models?

jp prewitt- are you serious? i just told you that a moment ago
Jun 13 2008 9:41PM
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anxju
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matilda: in 7th grade, i was always the fat kid and---

zoolander: ew!




matilda: i turned bulimic

hansel: you could read minds?!





zoolander (at the funeral): they were like brothers to me, and not only in the way that black people say it



hansel: the files are INSIDE the computer!

Jun 13 2008 9:43PM
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davar6
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funny we got 2 threads about this
Jun 13 2008 9:49PM
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finssidedown
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It's so hot!.... Milk was a bad choice!

wait.  no.
Jun 13 2008 9:57PM
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Santa-Cruz
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wat is it a school for ants
i want it to be at least 3 times bigger than that
Jun 13 2008 10:09PM
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skeedle
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Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Jun 13 2008 10:39PM
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RICK_ROSS
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your so gay?
Jun 13 2008 10:51PM
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no_steeze
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"that hansel is so hot right now"

"we were like brothers, and not just in the way black people say it"
Jun 13 2008 11:07PM
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nick@
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the files are in the computer
Jun 14 2008 11:21PM
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Dr.Scholl
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i became beliemic
what you can read minds?
Jun 14 2008 11:35PM
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Manlenium
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Why is there so many zoolander line threads?
Jun 16 2008 2:14AM
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Ski311
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*phone goes nuts*  "god???!?"
Jun 16 2008 2:21AM
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Eric_D
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Zoolander
a model
idiot.
Jun 16 2008 2:34AM
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*Nickdel*
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    I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Jun 16 2008 11:41AM
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no_steeze
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why is u not like movie zoolander lines?
Jun 16 2008 12:18PM
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Xave
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I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

A what?

A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?


Jun 16 2008 12:56PM
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skieasy
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one time i was at this riley armstrong [obscure canadian musician/comedian] concert and out of the blue he was like.

damn. i wish i had a little guy here to tune my guitar. and every time i told a joke, even if no one laughed, he'd be like cool story hansel.

and i'd be like thanks olaf.


i laughed really hard.
Jun 17 2008 12:17AM
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Manlenium
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Jun 17 2008 5:52AM
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