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"Good story Hansel"

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B-VUR
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I'm fully aware that I'm gonna get hated on for this, but what is Good story Hansel?
Jun 13 2008 8:44PM
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brenker
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- karma for you
Jun 15 2008 1:26AM
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[BRI]noceros
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Announcer- Modeling over the last 15 years has been dominated by one man and 5 syllables. Der-Ek-Zoo-Lan-DER!
Jun 15 2008 11:24AM
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afton_steeze
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to noobs: use the searchbar.
type in: cool story hansel
you will have your answer without making a pointless thread, and you can avoid hate.
it's a win-win.
Jun 15 2008 4:57PM
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B-VUR
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Cccccchhhhhiiiiiilllllllllllll, It's a zoolander quotes thread now.
Jun 15 2008 5:20PM
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afton_steeze
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lol, i'm chilled.
but there have been many threads like this recently.
just trying to help out the noobs.
Jun 15 2008 5:29PM
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Swan_Solo
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I think you should be a member for at least a year (or 1 whole ski season) before you can enter the noob-pwning squad
Jun 15 2008 7:24PM
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afton_steeze
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i haven't been a member for a year, but i've been visiting this site for two years.
alas, i understand.
Jun 15 2008 8:23PM
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[BRI]noceros
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well and the orignial point of this thread was for someone who didnt know what cool story hansel was, it just turned into a zoolander quote thread
Jun 15 2008 8:28PM
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afton_steeze
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lol, i realize. but his question could also be answered from using the searchbar and seeing why everyone on ns started using 'cool story hansel'.
carry on the zoolander quotes by all means, i was just pointing out another solution.
Jun 15 2008 8:35PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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"do what as a career?"
"be proffesionally good looking"

and im surprised noone has told hansel's story yet

"so i was climbing mt vesuvius, and i started to fall, and i mean i was just falling, falling, you know, and then i was like, wait, hansel, havent you been smoking paote for the last 6 days, and couldnt this all be in your head?"
"and...?"
"and it was. ive never even been to mt vesuvius."
"cool story hansel"
Jun 15 2008 9:05PM
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ZAM
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"wait, the files are IN the computer?"

Jun 15 2008 9:54PM
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Black-Bandanna
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"You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite...you aren't."
Jun 15 2008 9:57PM
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Silence
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But what about male models?
Jun 15 2008 10:01PM
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B-VUR
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Good thing your chilled, this thread could start a fire.
Jun 15 2008 10:12PM
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raddar
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do you want to see the real world of male modeling?  the one they dont show in magazines or on the E channel?
Jun 16 2008 12:33AM
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Campeador
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best one
Jun 16 2008 12:44AM
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afton_steeze
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Hansel: Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

makes me giggle every time.

Jun 16 2008 12:52AM
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Manlenium
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You want my advice? With a push-up bra you might have something going on up there.
Jun 16 2008 1:41AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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no its not something going on up there, its a nice rack of lamb
Jun 17 2008 8:09PM
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DirtyDiabetic
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"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPACHINOS!"
Jun 17 2008 8:48PM
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