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"Good story Hansel"

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B-VUR
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I'm fully aware that I'm gonna get hated on for this, but what is Good story Hansel?
Jun 13 2008 8:44PM
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davar6
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first of all its cool story hansel and to answer your question watch zoolander. awsome movie... so hot right now. we should change this thread into cool lines from zoolander ill start

or do you think i was too stupid to know what a ugoogalli was? (check the spelling on ugoogali)
Jun 13 2008 8:48PM
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JamesR
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What is this.... a center for ants?!? It has to be at least 3 times bigger.
Jun 13 2008 8:50PM
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-Mugatu
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.............he's absolutely right
Jun 13 2008 9:03PM
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emopoppins
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haha i haven't seen that movie in so long i'll watch it tonight.
Jun 13 2008 9:18PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
derrick- why do you hate models matilda?

Matilda- honestly

Hansel - yes

Matilda- I think there vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered

Hansel- I totally agree with you............ but how do you feel about male models?
Jun 13 2008 9:34PM
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zepscratch
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ironic that you would say that...... MUGATU
Jun 13 2008 9:34PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
Hansel...so hot right now...
Jun 13 2008 9:37PM
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quickace103189
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
 Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
Jun 13 2008 9:39PM
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anxju
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matilda: in 7th grade, i was always the fat kid and---

zoolander: ew!




matilda: i turned bulimic

hansel: you could read minds?!





zoolander (at the funeral): they were like brothers to me, and not only in the way that black people say it



hansel: the files are INSIDE the computer!





Jun 13 2008 9:41PM
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Prime
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"I think I have the black lung"
Jun 13 2008 9:47PM
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Swan_Solo
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Jun 13 2008 9:47PM
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davar6
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paap
Jun 13 2008 9:54PM
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Mezmerize19
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yeah, you are
Jun 13 2008 10:29PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
beat me to it
Jun 13 2008 10:31PM
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grubix2
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Zoolander is just a popular movie to like in general.  It's "cool" to like Zoolander.  I mean it's a funny movie.  I enjoyed it.  But it gets really annoying after awhile when people quote movies to death.

 Like when you get to college, everyone's favorite movies are Boondock Saints, and Fight Club.  When you go to the bar, you drink Miller Light and Soco and Lime.

Every demographic has some cult icons that it associates itself with.


Jun 13 2008 10:36PM
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Prime
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really gets anoying when people like you gotta hate on everything that people agree on
Jun 13 2008 10:43PM
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RICK_ROSS
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wait, who do we get to the bottem of cads gap
Jun 13 2008 10:48PM
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grubix2
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I'm not hating by any stretch of the imagination.  I'm just stating that Zoolander has achieved cult status.  And a large portion of males in the 16-24 age range associate with the movie on a consistent basis.  It's a funny movie.  But I think a lot of enjoy it, but they embrace the movie more or less because of it's status.  I mean it is cool and edgy.  Definitely one of the most original films in the last 10 years.  And I think thats what draws people to it.  Because it's something different.


Jun 13 2008 10:52PM
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no_steeze
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"cool story hansel"
Jun 13 2008 10:56PM
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BEARS.
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-karma
Jun 13 2008 11:02PM
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travispersaud
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its unfortunate to lose your friends to a freak gasoline fight --- or something like that ahahah
Jun 13 2008 11:39PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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^just be cause they have chiseled abs and stunning features doesnt mean that they too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

"It was probably my first time through second grade, i caught my reflectiong in a spoon while i was eating my cereal and i thought, you're rediculously good looking, maybe you could do that as a career
Jun 13 2008 11:43PM
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Mooose...
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how are they supposed to learn if they cant even fit inside the building!?!?
Jun 14 2008 12:22AM
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shortdawg
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Cool
Jun 14 2008 12:33AM
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Ryanvdonk
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im a hot little potatoe right now
Jun 14 2008 12:43AM
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Tinga
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my prostate is the size of a soft ball. comeon just give me a little pee pee.
Jun 14 2008 12:59AM
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charmander
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no hes not
Jun 14 2008 1:07AM
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iluvBread
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shit what was that line at the end about the center for kids to read good?
Jun 14 2008 1:16AM
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EL_FINRE
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its MERMAN! not MERMAID!!!
Jun 14 2008 1:47AM
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ThaLetterM.
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my prostates flaring up like a tiki torch!
Jun 14 2008 1:57AM
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landonn
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i have seriously never seen this movie. no homo.
Jun 14 2008 2:13AM
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Reptar.
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After that hand model goes on that long ass rant about male model assassins, the Z "But why male models?"
Jun 14 2008 2:18AM
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spliff.Life
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i love zoolander
Jun 14 2008 2:18AM
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ChrisMercer
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my favorite line by far. i even lol'd reading it.
Jun 14 2008 3:02AM
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Bean_Slc
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wheres that thread where the kid claimed to be able to spin a 3 in his car or something, and there were like 3 pages of comments saying cool story hansel
Jun 14 2008 2:43PM
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jack_weisman
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So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"


Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Jun 14 2008 3:32PM
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arsenal601
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(answering phone) "God?"
Jun 14 2008 3:43PM
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STwoops
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Beep!...You have 12...hundred new messages.

That is a bit above average
Jun 14 2008 3:49PM
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skierdudeguy
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aahaha my brain is melting thats so funny.

I use ferarri for my softer poses, like underwear.

its... MAGNUM!
Jun 14 2008 3:59PM
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TheQuailman
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The hand guy was talking about like how the fashion industry has been behind many political things, and he mentioned abraham lincoln becuase he freed the cheap slave labor and then he asks who do you think was behind that? And Derrick is like "Mugatu?" haha

But seriously I say lines from zoolander all the time.  Its not only a hilariously funny movie but it never gets old.  Unlike most movies the more I watch it the better it gets, you notice more stuff.  And the lines are so applicatible to things that happen like people always tell bad stories so "cool story hansel is perfect" or in class when a teacher asks a question that nobody answers "MUGATU?" haha. Such a good movie.  Haters suck.

And now the phrase "Cool story Hansel" is actually getting kinda popular in my school, I think by next year it will be popular all around.

Jun 14 2008 4:04PM
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B-VUR
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Oh man, I love zoolander
Jun 14 2008 8:26PM
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gordie.
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"derek zoolander, a model, idiot"
Jun 14 2008 8:35PM
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doublexl
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matilda: ....i became bulemic

Derik: ....you could read minds?!?!

ahaha ive seen zoolander like 20 times. funny every time.
Jun 14 2008 8:42PM
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beer.
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i saw zoolander in theaters.  it was a great movie, and I've always liked it.  i like what I like, for example I think boondock saints sucked balls.  and miller light is one of the worst beers ever.  but who doesn't like soco?
Jun 14 2008 10:07PM
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[BRI]noceros
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derek- You think you're to cool for school? Well I've got a news flash for ya Walter Cronchite. You aren't!

Mugatu- They're breakdance fighting!

Hansel- Sting would definitely be one of my heroes. the music he makes? i dont really listen to it. but the fact that he's out there making it, i respect that.

Jun 14 2008 11:22PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha that one is so great
Jun 15 2008 12:25AM
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raddar
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the original greek word for model means ""misshapen ball of clay." i try to think about that every time i get in front of a camera.
Jun 15 2008 1:06AM
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Manlenium
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Mer-man, dad.....Mere-man!
Jun 15 2008 1:06AM
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B-VUR
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Derrick it was only a sculp...I don't wanna hear your excuses!
Jun 15 2008 1:17AM
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