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Bangor
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/7445055.stm

Woman was out drinking, felt sick, went home......

Surprise! Delivered a baby! Didn't know she was pregnant! WTF!
Jun 11 2008 11:16PM
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loganC
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can't say i've ever heard of this happening
Jun 11 2008 11:19PM
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dave44
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Hahahahhaha. Those British drunks

2lb baby? no wonder she didint know she was pregnant

Jun 11 2008 11:19PM
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popNfresh44
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thats...pretty strange. she isnt even that fat or anything
Jun 11 2008 11:21PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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well she def is not fucking skinny
Jun 11 2008 11:23PM
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Shpadoinkle
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How can you not tell you are pregnant?
Jun 11 2008 11:25PM
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BandieBoy
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This is what happens when people encuorage birth control and safe sex instead of abstinence....stupid liberals
Jun 11 2008 11:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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fetal alcohol syndrome baby FTW. .....ah that's really not funny. there should honestly be some sort of lawsuit brought against her...i mean i know there won't be but its just so irresponsible to do that to an unborn child
Jun 11 2008 11:30PM
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nkinsman10
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how do u not realize that u arent getting your period, and that there is something kicking you, and that you are FUCKING PREGNANT!!!!! what a fucking dumbass, imagine how fucked up taht kid is gonna be if it survives
Jun 11 2008 11:30PM
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Piste.Off
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no that is what happens when you are fucking stupid
Jun 11 2008 11:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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you're my favorite alias. i wanted to tell you that.
Jun 11 2008 11:33PM
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dave44
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enough to not feel a 2lb gain though

Jun 11 2008 11:34PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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holy shit that baby is going to be seriously fucked up
Jun 11 2008 11:36PM
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james44
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not really tho cuase she didnt know she was doing anything wrong
Jun 11 2008 11:39PM
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nkinsman10
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thats kinda like saying, "oh im sorry officer, i didnt know i wasnt allowed to murder innocent people"
Jun 11 2008 11:41PM
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mommy
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no it's not.
Jun 11 2008 11:48PM
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Happy.
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Wow, am i the only one that read this and thought of that really really old monty python skit? how do u not notice you're pregnant...
Jun 11 2008 11:53PM
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Swan_Solo
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according to Christianity, not even abstinence is 100%
Jun 12 2008 12:23AM
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860
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So did the baby die yet or are we still waiting?
Jun 12 2008 12:24AM
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Manlenium
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That wasnt baby fat. Just fat. Thats why...
Jun 12 2008 12:26AM
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Grube
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you have to be a fat ass to not notice your pregnet
Jun 12 2008 12:27AM
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salomon097
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who the fuck would fuck her in the first place
Jun 12 2008 12:36AM
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Hannah.
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wow how can u possibly not know
Jun 12 2008 2:13PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahahaha that made me laugh
Jun 12 2008 2:27PM
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kepler.
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So what, you would rather have a bunch of horny 20 year olds who don't know anything about "safe" sex other than don't have it?
Jun 12 2008 2:31PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
hahahaa, wow.
Jun 12 2008 2:54PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
there was a teacher at my school who was really fat. and all a sudden one day wasnt in school because she had a baby. no one could tell she was pregnant..
Jun 12 2008 3:24PM
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sconniestyle
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hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahah

this is a wierd case, but not unheard of.  i know of people who didnt know they were preggos until their 6th or 8th month in. 

not every woman gets her "friend" on the same day of the same month every month.  women who are in competition shape for running, for example, can skip periods easily. 

other health issues can complicate things as well, and despite the stupidity she showed by not reading the signs correctly, the major concern now is getting the baby healthy and determining what damage was done due to her reckless lifestyle.
Jun 12 2008 3:30PM
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rj.
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whatadumbass
Jun 12 2008 3:34PM
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2+2=5
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im guessing shes overweight?
Jun 12 2008 3:40PM
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Shpadoinkle
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She's overweight, but not obese. She must be so clueless to everthing around her. I bet her child has FAS. Poor kid.
Jun 12 2008 6:07PM
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inactive
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Because that woman is definenitly is a runner.

Good post, tho
Jun 12 2008 6:21PM
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