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Need help, drug test tomorrow!

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
And I was just getting high last night! but instead of telling me how dumb that was (I already know). Please help, I got a last minute detox drink called ready clean (www.detoxify.com) that the guy at the local head shop sold me. Anything else effective that I should be doing?
Jun 11 2008 9:18PM
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CHRISm
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This is the correct answer: and, not only will the creatine show up in the test (showing a normal metabolic condition in your body) but the creatine you take a few hours before the test will act as an energy source for your body. Since THC is a fat soluble molecule, it resides in fat and is liberated when your body uses its glycogen stores for energy. it's the PO4-R (phosphate) bond that your body is breaking, releasing energy in the process (ever heard of ATP? adenosine tri-phosphate, your body gets the energy from breaking those phosphate bonds).  creatine will act as a phosphate donor (just as it does when you work out) but your body will use it preferentially over your fat cells. No glycogen being liberated for energy = no metabolic cause for release of a detectible level of THC ( 3 - 10 ng). 
say word.  
Jun 12 2008 1:11PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
haha, sux for u
Jun 12 2008 4:57PM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
word
Jun 12 2008 5:14PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
poop in the cup and tell them you saw it on the internet

and then show them 2 girls one cup, they will be so grossed out and forget about the test
Jun 12 2008 5:56PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
he posted this thread yesterday, and it's 5:00 give or take an hour or two so I think that they took him straight downstairs to the dungeon after he pissed dirty.
Jun 12 2008 5:58PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Haha i wanna see how this goes
Jun 12 2008 5:58PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
I don't think you get the results back right away
leavin in ten min.
Jun 12 2008 6:51PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
ask for a magazine when you go in for the test
Jun 13 2008 7:43PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
youll be fine. if you dont smoke very often you'll pass. i did the same thing accidentally twice this year and both times i passed
Jun 13 2008 7:54PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
ya, it was the most embarassing moment of my life actually, but, since i do not wish that upon my fellow skier, i decided to let him know so he could avoid it.
Jun 13 2008 8:09PM
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bigolrig
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i didnt know we had chemical engineers on NS.
Jun 13 2008 8:34PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
we have everything you'll ever fuckin need here on ns.
Jun 14 2008 12:20AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
This is true.
We should start an NS colony in AK
Jun 14 2008 12:31AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
i wanna see what happens
these stories never seem to have an end
Jun 14 2008 12:33AM
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mmallender.
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i wanna hear how this turned out
Jun 14 2008 1:39AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
well the lst time he logged on was June 12th so maybe he's dead
Jun 14 2008 1:43AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
maybe his computer privileges were revoked?
Jun 14 2008 3:42AM
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Rez4frederick
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http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/-This forum has the best info on drug testing that I have seen, be sure to read the stickys.  The Dilution method has worked for me.  It depends on who does the test, if its just an in house test (dip test) done by the company you apply for, its easier to pass, just dilute your piss to like pure water and they prob wont say anything. 
The best thing to do is just quit smoking for awhile though, that way you are not paranoid.
Jun 14 2008 10:18AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Just got the phone call... AND I FUCKING PASSED THAT SHIT! With my own goddamn pee. I smoked literally 36 hours before I had to pee for my test.
HAHAHAHA, this job is gonna kick ass
Jun 16 2008 8:08PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
hahaha, nice dude.
Jun 16 2008 8:11PM
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richards
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jea jea :)
Jun 16 2008 11:43PM
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rusteezee
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
maybe you should think twice before you ruin your life dumbass.
Jun 16 2008 11:46PM
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mmallender.
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read that shit he passed....
Jun 16 2008 11:49PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
ftw! you are one lucky son of a bitch
Jun 17 2008 12:05AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
maybe you should fuck off
Jun 17 2008 1:32PM
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ButteredToast.
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Wait so what did you do to pass?
Jun 21 2008 10:29PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Damn dude you are one luck mofo
Jun 21 2008 10:32PM
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carbon.pulse
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Shot bro!

good effort passing that shit. +karma
Jun 21 2008 10:48PM
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beer.
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nah I pulled the same shit many times before, guessing he's on the thin side like me.

all you do is drink water until you are pissing pure water, and take the test.  niacin, creatine, and b-12 taken 4 hours before the test prevent you from failing due to dillution.

no need to chug water for days.  also drinking a lot of beer the night before and then not drinking any water until the next day, and then chugging it helps.  you;ll come up as dehydrated.
Jun 22 2008 12:35AM
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zylstra
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where do you attain the niacin, creatine, and this b-12 thing you speak of.
Jun 22 2008 12:50AM
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invader7
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fuckin bull shit. i know your science sounds legit but i know multiple kids that have passed using detox. and a few more using liquid pectin but not many ppl know about that shit

Jun 22 2008 1:14AM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 115
how long would 2 hits stay in your system while takin niacin?
Sep 13 2008 8:49PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
just hit up a drug store they should have it.
oh and props for passing your test man, whatd you do just drink a fuckload of water
Sep 13 2008 9:08PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
i jug of vinegar + 4 gallons of water = drug free
Sep 13 2008 10:04PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
so how are you celeberating?
Sep 13 2008 11:04PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
or under your balls too... haha I know the warmest place in someone's body is down there no joke.
Sep 13 2008 11:15PM
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MC_POUTINE
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and how would you know that? :/
Sep 13 2008 11:17PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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daamn! good job, please tell us what you did for future experiences... haha
Sep 13 2008 11:17PM
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k2pow
Posts: 254 - Karma: 18
the whizzinator!!   http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm
Sep 14 2008 1:13AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You should've jizzed in the cup, that would have been an epic confusion for the drug test clinic
Sep 14 2008 1:19AM
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Poppins
Posts: 440 - Karma: 30
unless they are going to make you piss in front of them, find someone with clean piss. ask them what they are testing for too?
Sep 14 2008 11:50AM
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quixotic
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If you were completely clean, took 2 hits, then no more after that.... I would say you would be completely safe after 48 hours at the max as long as you do a little bit of physical activity.

People should probably start reading this thread and check the dates too... the kid already passed the test and it was from like 3 monthes ago.

Sep 14 2008 12:15PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
the detox drink i bought had a 300% money back guarantee......
and i smoked like 36 hours before the test and it worked
Sep 14 2008 4:47PM
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quixotic
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So basically buy it, then make double the cost of the drink by telling them it didn't work? lol. I'm just being a douche.
Sep 14 2008 4:57PM
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lineskier10
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find some synthetic urine, or get someone you know thats clean to piss for you, i had drug tests for court and i just bought synthetic urine, its in a little bottle you just have to sneak it in, but that shouldnt be hard if its only for work, you use a skiing hand warmer to keep it warm, and it works every time, i found it at my local headshop but they might not have it everywhere
Sep 14 2008 5:04PM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
just fake sick and dont go
Sep 14 2008 5:05PM
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garrets
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Jul 8 2009 10:29PM
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KennyC
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a friend told me too drink a cup a vinegar. he said its gross but it works
Jul 8 2009 10:34PM
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anTii_SteeZe
Posts: 610 - Karma: 53
1.drink shit ton of water
2.piss as much as you can
3. if you really want..THC clings to hair...swirl sum kind of hair in the piss
4.if you have vitimens take them
Jul 8 2009 10:40PM
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Smuffy
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really? i have never heard that before
Jul 8 2009 10:44PM
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