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Need help, drug test tomorrow!

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
And I was just getting high last night! but instead of telling me how dumb that was (I already know). Please help, I got a last minute detox drink called ready clean (www.detoxify.com) that the guy at the local head shop sold me. Anything else effective that I should be doing?
Jun 11 2008 9:18PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Drink alot of water and take some b-vitamins and advil. Other than that...pray, you're outlook isn't looking too good.
Jun 11 2008 9:20PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
i know a kid that cleaned up in 2 days by pounding like 5 cups of coffee and taking a shot of vinegar.  drink anything acidic, vinegar is the best, cranberry juice is also really good, but i heard that coffee is the best.
Jun 11 2008 9:20PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
hahhaha. that sucks. take that thing i guess. thats all you really got goin for you now and theres still no guarentee.
Jun 11 2008 9:21PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
well in all the numerous threads like these they suggest you play fat kid and put on a thick sweater and go for a run on a hot day. make sure to drink lots of water.
Jun 11 2008 9:22PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
i wasnt going to click on this
but it said
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20 veiws
so i had to
Jun 11 2008 9:27PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
maybe just admit to it? If you're honest then they might be more understanding.
Jun 11 2008 9:28PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
you really can't do anything. It's all an urban legend.

THC is a fat soluble vitamin. It's stored in your fat cells which is why it can last so long. Drinking 'miracle drinks' won't do anything to help you because it doesn't do anything to break down the fat and get rid of the THC.
Jun 11 2008 9:29PM
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popNfresh44
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you have a very high chance of testing positive no matter what you do, but all i can say is drink water to the point where you are pissing every 5 minutes, and then drink more. take B vitamins or "redoxin B" to make your piss yellow, and then take the test. in the best case scenario they will get inconclusive results because your piss is too diluted, giving you more time to do the same thing again/wait until its out of your system.
Jun 11 2008 9:53PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
Look fuck what all these kids say this is the only way you will pass your test. 

It is, and i repeat, IT IS absolutley 100% impossible to piss actual urine out and have it come up negative.  THe only way to pass is by pissing up a dilute test.  This just means that your piss is so watered down they reschedule you and make you test again later.  Drown yourself in liquids NOW.  Take like 4-5 multivitamins to make your piss look yellow and just drink as much liquids as you can.



That detox shit you bought, wont do anything.  It doesnt clean your system out you just drink it and piss it out later and dilutes your results.  Waste of money and they taste absolutely horrible.  Cranberry juice, niacin, all that shit doesnt do anything.  Small amounts of niacin used on a daily buisness to help keep your system cleaner is effective but not in any other use. 

Just drink and drink and drink.  Also, take some creatine about 3 hours before your test.  Powder creatine preferably.  The creatine will help with the creatine levels in your piss and make it look normal. 
Jun 11 2008 9:54PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
hahaha sick
Jun 11 2008 9:55PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
that is about right
Jun 11 2008 10:14PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
all our problems could be solved if you didnt do drugs. all you can do is hope you dont get screwed
Jun 11 2008 10:19PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Pretend you rolled your ankle and you have to skip that test to go to hospital.
Jun 11 2008 10:28PM
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CKpolicy
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the ready clean works. anything with niacin will clean you out. i drank one and then 4 liters of water and pissed like 9 times. dont eat tho, because i shit myself while at the grocery store after eating a salad with my gf, which was horrible, it was all water, but it really flushes your system, so food is a bad idea, but it works, i passed, and i went to the lab for a unrinalysis. so just stay calm and youll be fine. or get your buddy to piss in a ziploc and tape it to your leg if you really dont trust the drink. itll hide it and keep it around body temp so they dont get suspicious of cold urine...either way good luck bro ++ vibes
Jun 11 2008 10:41PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
^whoa...
Jun 11 2008 10:43PM
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Leeyum
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 168
pound water 24/7 it worked for my friend in the same situation lots b4 the test
Jun 11 2008 10:44PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
woah woah woah...you shit yourself, in front of your gf? damn...
Jun 11 2008 10:45PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
haha, that's what I thought
but good post bro, thanks
Jun 11 2008 10:57PM
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freshpowder41
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go to a drug store and tell them you have a urinary track infection and they will give you these pills or sometimes a liquid. Im not sure if it works but all i know is i know a kid that worked at the GNC and if people came in asking about anything to help them pass a piss test that they had to make them leave and they couldnt even talk to them and he said that is the reason why. so who knows it could work but its expensive.
Jun 11 2008 10:57PM
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dgcarbs
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pound water and when you take it only give them the piss from the middle of your stream, b/c the beginning and end usually have the highest content of what their testing for.
Jun 11 2008 11:00PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
I just found a pretty good article on the issue
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
Jun 12 2008 12:01AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
walk into the room eating a poppyseed muffin
Jun 12 2008 12:10AM
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MADmidwest
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pee midstream, let the beggining go in the toilet and the end. The dirty stuff is always there. I don't know why but thats where the dirty stuff mostly comes. It might not help that much but every little thing wil help you.
Jun 12 2008 12:13AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Bring some clean urine with you. Make sure its warm when you hand it in.
Jun 12 2008 12:21AM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
yo post the results tomorow..i wanna know if any of this worked
Jun 12 2008 12:29AM
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Hazard
Posts: 286 - Karma: 18
Buy SURE GEL!!! you can find it at about any grocery store. split one pack into 2 water bottles. THE SHIT WORKS!
Jun 12 2008 12:49AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
poop in the piss cup?
Jun 12 2008 12:56AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

i heard that if u exercise it increases the blood flow and gets rid of everything faster

Jun 12 2008 1:02AM
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raddar
Posts: 681 - Karma: 65
get a fake dick
Jun 12 2008 1:05AM
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shredabanana
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
thats only if you've done codein. nothing to do with thc at all
Jun 12 2008 1:12AM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Smoke a bowl

it will calm you down and you won't be so worried about it
then when you start getting worried again
smoke another bowl
Jun 12 2008 1:23AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7480 - Karma: 3,605
chug vinager water
Jun 12 2008 1:24AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
wait so I'll fail a drug test because I took Codeine?
Jun 12 2008 1:25AM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
hahahaha. honesty may not be the best policy in this case.
you may be fucked. hope for a miracle.
Jun 12 2008 1:31AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
naaah, confessing would just be like failing the drug test.

Forget all that water, drink a 12 pack in the two hours before your test. Then mix in some of that powdered lemon lime gatorade into your piss to make it look the right color. Actually that advice is probably terrible.
Jun 12 2008 1:36AM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
"honesty may not be the best policy"
i agree with you, silly.
Jun 12 2008 1:47AM
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Casey
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my roommate has passed a drug test with some detox drink or something, but he said you can't have smoked for like 2-3 days and you gotta follow the instructions very thoroughly, and still its kind of sketch. I've always just snuck in other people's clean  piss in a small bottle that was taped to my leg or under my balls or whatever, its scary and kind of nasty but surprisingly easy. My only problem nowadays is that i don't know anyone that doesn't smoke pot...
Jun 12 2008 3:35AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
from what I understand, I won't actually know the results for about a week, but I will post as soon as I am informed.
Jun 12 2008 4:24AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
that's usually how I solve my problems! I don't think it will help in this case...
Jun 12 2008 4:25AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
ahahaha!!! you sir are fucked!!!!

if you're dumb enough to smoke a bowl within a day of having to take a drug test you deserve to fail!!
Jun 12 2008 9:34AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
You just like to assume that people are dumb don't you?
It happened like this.
I smoked tuesday night/wednesday morning.
I got a call on Wednesday from somebody wanting to set up an interview for later that day.
I went to the interview and got the job (they needed somebody good right away)
all I have to do now is go back today and pass the drug test.

Now I'll be the first one to admit that I shouldn't be smoking at all because I am job hunting, but when you don't have shit to do (because you don't have a job) it gets pretty hard to resist.
Jun 12 2008 9:44AM
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Pipe_Munky
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well since you've been smoking during a period where you KNOW that you will potentially have to face a drug test that pretty much proves my assumption.

it doesn't really matter, it was your decision and now you have to live with it.

and btw, if it's hard for you to resist hitting a joint, you've got some problems.




Jun 12 2008 10:02AM
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Ryno
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"I don't need to take a test to tell you I do drugs" -Pigpen

I'm sure you'll get an A+ on it Teefa :P
Jun 12 2008 10:06AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
put bleach in a visine bottle when your done pissing drop 3 drops in your pee.
Jun 12 2008 10:44AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
well shit, I totally agree with that
But I don't need you to lecture me from your fucking soap box while I'm trying to get help for a problem I am facing in my life, so fuck off.
Jun 12 2008 11:53AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Poop in the cup.
Jun 12 2008 11:58AM
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LondonBoy
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cranberry juice, by the bucket load.... but id start asking my mates to piss in cups cos sounds like youre screwed. post results please
Jun 12 2008 12:01PM
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Whitlock
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10

Pray. And I guess sneak in some piss...Detox stuff is all sketch and only work sometimes.
Post the results cause I want to know what happened.
Oh and if its for working at Kroger (highly unlikely) dont worry about it cause my friend works there and he said they probably dont even turn in the test. Cause he smoked the day before he went in to get tested. But it could just be my local one...

Jun 12 2008 12:09PM
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comeatmebro
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you're gonna be fucked if it was only a day. usually drinking a fuckload of water will work, but i highly doubt it will after only one day. your only bet is to find someone you know who doesn't smoke and tell them to piss in a ziploc bag. tape it to your gooch and put it in the piss cup. that's if you didn't leave today already...
Jun 12 2008 12:09PM
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iluvBread
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tell us how it went
Jun 12 2008 12:30PM
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