A small story or reflection for that matter of my life as ski school dude.
I was eager for new experience and money. im so god damn sick of being a rich kid with a silver spoon and i knew a job was a must. The search for economic slavery was short and sweet. Within a few days i found a ski instructor job at keystone. the job really aroused my interests. what could be better than being paid to ski right? my ignorance was shattered after the first day. the thing is i wasnt really skiing. i was taking care of spoiled rich kids who hate being cold. imagine hours of crying, complaining and constant chatter of youthful stupidity. "i want my mommy, i hate skiing, i like apples, snakes are cool, i have a cat, feed me!" im patient but even saints cant snap under pressure. i really try to act nice and sweet to these little fuckers but sometimes i have to lay down the law and punish them with authority. " shut the fuck up and listen! your mom isnt coming and you are going to ski if u like it or not!"
the worst part of the job is spending the whole day doing pizzas, and french fries while my fellow jibbers ski off to a perfectly groomed park. sometimes i just stop stare at them as go by quietly telling myself " must be nice, must be really nice" then i look back and see six or seven little brats all over the place with scattered skis here and there. I never want to have kids!
at the end of the day i try to sweet talk the parents with bullshit to get some tips but so far its failed miserably. even if the kid is rotten i tell the parents the kid was a jewel and a real treat to work with..... such bullshit. but most of life is bulshit anyways. we are all lying to get paid and get laid.... god said that in the bible.
peace out nigs!
