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Why summer sucks ass sores

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Tanner-D
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If you start skating or doing anything physical for long enough and sweat enough your ass chacks rub together creating painful ass sores that make it impossible for you to sleep on your butt. Right now I'm gritting my teeth to sit on my seat typing this.

Jun 7 2008 1:15AM
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laurence^
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buttsecks?
Jun 7 2008 1:15AM
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Phallus
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Never had them before. Makes me wonder what else you use that ass for

Jun 7 2008 2:11AM
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dave44
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I believe it is a sign of that new STD

Jun 7 2008 2:12AM
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proZach
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nah you just have a hairy ass. haha
Jun 7 2008 2:14AM
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eheath
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Making 300+ dollars a week does not suck ass sores, so false, summer doesn't suck ass sores.
Jun 7 2008 2:18AM
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RICK_ROSS
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picks or it dident happen
Jun 7 2008 2:29AM
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TheMoostafian
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please no
Jun 7 2008 2:34AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
please no
Jun 7 2008 2:34AM
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Phallus
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NO, YOU N00B. YOU ONLY DO THAT TO CHICKS WITH BUM SORES

Jun 7 2008 2:35AM
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RICK_ROSS
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wo there, sorry mister
Jun 7 2008 2:41AM
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coolhandluke
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swamp ass
Jun 7 2008 2:48AM
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dman1260
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300+ dollars a week?  I made that per day last summer. 
Jun 7 2008 2:54AM
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diegoescbar
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what you do? i earn600 estados unitos dollers here per day my father he own coca plant
Jun 7 2008 8:03AM
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gordie.
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doing buttsecks for $$
Jun 7 2008 1:46PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
so why did you quit?

you make $1,500 a week, which means you could be making $78,000 per year. that's without a raise after a year or 6 months or anything.

$300 a day is a good bit of money.....
Jun 7 2008 1:48PM
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chimp
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yeah i used to make 1k a day nig
Jun 7 2008 1:55PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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reverse jock itch
Jun 7 2008 1:57PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Stop shaving your ass. Thats what man fur is for.
Jun 7 2008 2:26PM
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ThaLetterM.
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this thread is specifically about asses, and yet no mention of buttsecks?

for shame, good sir, for shame!
Jun 7 2008 2:39PM
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honeydip
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o ya man that happens to me too


NOT
wat the fuck is worong with u
Jun 7 2008 2:42PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 116
you should probaly clean your ass, you fucking fisk
Jun 7 2008 2:52PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
whats a fisk?
Jun 7 2008 2:55PM
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dman1260
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it was an internship, i had to go back to school. 
Jun 7 2008 3:33PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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i make 250+ a day as a caddie
Jun 7 2008 4:35PM
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eheath
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Yes, but did you sit around and twiddle your thumbs and get to drive nice ass car? Or did you do have to do a bunch of work? Mind you that about 90% of my money is tips, not hourly wage.
Jun 7 2008 5:04PM
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b-kul
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ive never gotten any ass sores...
Jun 7 2008 6:43PM
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tommihq
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22 posts. Alias?
Jun 7 2008 6:57PM
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Bangor
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doesn't matter, has a valid point.


Summer sucks, fall winter and spring are where it's at.
Jun 7 2008 7:00PM
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inactive
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put some baby powder down there to dry things up
Jun 7 2008 7:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my ass hair is like a fucking cushion between my cheeks. you gotta shampoo that shit so then when you run its all silky smooth and no chaffe. ass hair is my savior in times like those
Jun 7 2008 8:37PM
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Alex_thedroog
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yes, buttsecks
Jun 7 2008 8:44PM
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Karcher
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dude ive never even heard of that before
Jun 7 2008 8:45PM
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BEARS.
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way to spell.
Jun 7 2008 11:08PM
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BootySpunk.
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Agreed summer is only good for no school, bikinis, and cliff jumping
Jun 7 2008 11:27PM
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Bangor
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and firing up the grill with a brew in hand.

I gotta say though that first nice day of spring, when you see the first sundresses out and about, is pretty much the best day of the year.
Jun 7 2008 11:41PM
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WikiWiki
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tru
Jun 7 2008 11:46PM
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snowriderdj
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haha ass chacks ha

Jun 7 2008 11:53PM
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landonn
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wear clean under wear idiot.
Jun 7 2008 11:54PM
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comeatmebro
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gotta agree. the girls in bikini's prancing around, titties flying in the wind is nice and all...but it only is nice for a few weeks. then summer is gay.
Jun 7 2008 11:56PM
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landonn
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grilling is the shit. i always love having a barbecue.  my friends and the park crew at my mountain have barbecues sometimes, its the shit.
Jun 7 2008 11:59PM
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BEARS.
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you dont get paid for internships do you?
Jun 8 2008 12:04AM
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ButteredToast.
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I have a seam on my scrotum and I think it's because I'm made of two men fused together...
Jun 8 2008 12:37AM
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spere
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there's no way i would survive spring term without girls in sundresses. its a beautiful sight, except for the ugly ones

yea im shallow, sue me
Jun 8 2008 12:45AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Actually, what he has is chaffing, and baby powder will keep it dry, but not heal it. What you should use is A & D ointment. Granted, it's ointment...in your ass....and that's kinda gay....but it'll heal.
Jun 8 2008 1:23AM
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Manlenium
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I actually cried from laughing at that line. LMAO

Jun 9 2008 2:52AM
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