dumont ---

sorry its 'god fuck america, and god bless chilli dogs'
and 'outen en bout on fukin canadia day eh'
lol just a joke
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

Dumont domination is at hand !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

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2003-10-19 18:30:38
'Simon Dumont is a large black man stuck in a short, white man's body '
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

'My steez requires a doorag. From a fashion standpoint, the doorag helps to bring out the lighter tones in my ski clothes. I rep the fresh Oakley softgoods with darker tones. A splash of white and red off the hip brings balance to an ensemble that might otherwise get lost in the trees when I am busting huge air. This technique is also seen in New York, where street ballers rock the doorag to make sure photographers don't lose them int he chain link fence when they're throwing down the nasty shit on their weak-ass friends.
And the doorag isn't just some random rag I pulled out of the sock drawer, either. It is my comp bib from the 2002 US Open. That was the comp where I served notice to the skiing world that Dumont Domination was at hand.
Finally, after years of skiing with the doorag, it has become an essential tool. My rotations and tweaks are like nothing the ski world has ever seen, and they require a unique kind of counterweight... helps me slow my rotations and provides precious ounces off my spinning axis that help me contort in ways other skiers only dream of. So, laugh at the doorag is you must. I won't be able to hear you over the screaming crowd proclaiming my greatness.'
= little rich american fag boi
lol lol lol lol though he is a sick skier or jibber I doubt he could ski big mountain to save his life though

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

I feel the 'rag' gives me superior balance when greasing gigantic urban slides. also when your nose gets a bit runny from the wind on the chairlift you can use your rag to mop up rather than using you glove as a S.A.P(snot absortion pad) Also if you go way big and shit yourself the rag is on hand for you right away to swipe away your fear of going massive.






ULTA-MATUM

dumont also uses it to wipe the shit that dribles out of his mouth
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

hes a short little guy. how does he fit all that ghetto in such a small body?


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^^ HA thats the funniest shit ive heard on this post mogulbarron
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

you people think someone else wrote that thing about the doorag? obviously it was simon himself, i dont think he just lets people write that shit up.

and now that i have read that article, i now think he is a cocky bastard. maybe he is cool to people he is friends with, but to the general public, hes a prick. that is what makes people hate him.

'el tit zero three, ya gotta check that shit...........ya gotta check that shit el tit' -matt heneghan

Personally, I thought it was good stuff.

You people take stuff too seriously some times.


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When I think about SamCaylor, I touch myself.

yes he is a mad sick skier after watching Forward, but he really does think hes black and he does seem like a prick, u cant really say anything until you actually meet him and talk to him, but from what i have seen in movies he is an ass

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'