That would be soooo sick, it could go like " 100% off on everything in walmart, yeah you heard me, 100% off, thats FREE mothfuckers, grab all the shit you can cause this chance will never come up again, over and out" and then you see a group of security guards runing at you, the floor you and you scream bang me like a hammer while they proceed pee in your butt, you start to shout " I want my free robe and wizards hat" they tie you to a pole and call 911 while you scream " Newschoolers.com rules". The police turn up and arrest you. End of story.
yea, I am thinking of saying "robes and wizard hats are on sale, but if you don't buy them we will pee in your butt." I am going to record a video while I am doing it so I can upload it here. Any suggestions on what to say?