He's a comedian you really shouldn't take him seriously. Sometimes hes funny sometimes hes not I find that milk rant alittle to similar to the old egg rant he my be joke stealing. One of these days hes going to get so mad hes going to have a stroke on stage.
Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix
Sometimes Im ashamed of humanity, saddened by all the failed potential. Other times, i am inspired, full of hope and faith, proud to be here now, to be apart of the struggle alongside you. It seems I never stay in one state of mind or the other, but constantly bounce from one to the other.
The High Highs, and the Low Lows
Doesn't Australia have the highest concentration of venomous animals on the planet. Sorry but I couldn't handle that.
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.
^ i agree. I think its funny how people always say that canada is better becuase they have free healthcare, hate to break it to you, free healthcare is a nice idea, but shit aint free. The fact is that the majority of people that need free healthcare are illegal and or junkies and obviously they do not pay taxes. So its a hard system to design. Thats why its taking the US so long.
Oh yea, considering all 3 of the presidential candidates are pro universal healthcare, we will probably be getting it in the next couple years,
And canada sucks dick.
Sometimes i think that my life is a dream,, and i wonder whose it is,, and if they're enjoying it..
if you're can't ever find a moment to play the sound bite in privacy...
or here [spoiler alert, contains profanity], here is the transcript:
The most important part of travel, is when you come home. Because,
that's when you see your country with new eyes. I was amazed to realize
that we're - we're the only country that - that tells the rest of the
world, on a nearly constant basis, that we're the greatest country on
Earth. And that is a little fuckin' obnoxious! And they know it's
obnoxious. Because, if you were in an office, and there was someone
there, who came in every day and said; "I'm the greatest fucker here!
And you snivelling shits would die without me! AHAHAHAHA!" I can
guarantee that by the end of the week, you'd have killed him! And eaten
him, just to try to possess his power!
t amazes me that there are people that have never left this country, who talk about the fact that we're the greatest country on Earth. How fucking dumb is that? Because you don't know. You don't know. There may be countries that are giving shit away, every day! Canada is one of those countries. You know what they give away? HEALTH INSURANCE!
In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world
I fucking hate when water is cold year round plus australia has the best surfing. I know you cant ski in aus but you can fly to snow not as easy as in canada but still. I know canadian girls arent ugly but aus has really good looking girls
Amen to that...either live here and stop complaining, or get out and live somewhere else if its so great....Im not saying that America is the shit over everything else but i just get tired of hearing people piss and moan about how America sucks
My Favorite Quote of all time
"You put on your boots, click into
your bindings, dust the snow off
your skis, and head out for the
chairlift, and it doesn't matter
that you failed your last test, didn't
get the girl, or that your life is
on a one way trip down the shitter,
your world is right for the next
Why they don't have shit teeth like some other english speaking countries. The accent is a turn on. Unless your trying to say all good looking Aus girls are dumb as a rock.
Oh don't take things so literally to me living in Canada compared to the U.S. would suck I'm not saying I hate Canada or all the girls are ugly i've been to Canada I have family there its a nice place but I would have to say Americas a nicer place to live.
to me I like the mountian almost as much as I like the beach so its in my opinion that aus>Canada and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else other than the U.S.
But there a lot worse places to live than Canada
I've been to about every first world country and can honestly say that the U.S. can improve some things like education and not being so fucking fat but overall I see America as being the best country in the world.