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I need a Girlfriend

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
So I was thinking, after watching 'You've Got Mail' I thought I could hook up with a hot chick llike meg ryan....and who skis. My picture is in my profile 'Liftee hard at work' and I require a down deposit of 300$ before I meet you.

thank you.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


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Oct 14 2003 9:36PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
what happened to the upthebutt girl?
-chris
Oct 14 2003 9:38PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
yeah i just watched 'youve got mail' too and was thinking the same thing. Comeon ladies iv'e been single for a while and i need a way to get over the last girl. I'm a nice guy but i dont pay (much) for sex.
Oct 14 2003 9:39PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i'm available on wednesdays.


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 14 2003 9:39PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
i can hit the G-Spot with my tounge, and im seious its fucking huge its like Gene Simmons from KISS and its grown its down to the bottom of my chin, i can lick my elbow and i can touch the middle of my nose


Oct 14 2003 10:30PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
^^so i guess you must get paid extra for giving blow jobs

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 14 2003 10:33PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
what a pathetic way to pick up chicks


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Oct 14 2003 10:35PM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
Hey benji your 13
Oct 14 2003 10:37PM
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davixxx
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
yaaaa! lets hear it for big tounges, i have almost choked on mine in my sleep... its huge
Oct 14 2003 10:37PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^^yes i am 13, and everything but the G-spot thing is true! i can really do all that with my tounge


Oct 14 2003 10:41PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ thats nice. soon your testies will drop and you will start liking girls
Oct 14 2003 10:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
stupid sexy tom hanks, he always gets me in the mood





die.
Oct 14 2003 11:01PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Ok rule #1 you cannot have 'pimp' in your name if you cant even find one girlfriend.


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

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Oct 14 2003 11:19PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
Ok rule #1 you cannot have 'pimp' in your name if you cant even find one girlfriend.

my thoughts exactly
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Oct 14 2003 11:23PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
good luck...

( >'_')>ryan
Oct 14 2003 11:26PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
IM PRETTY SURE HES JOKING!
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Oct 15 2003 3:57AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
^ Are you kidding me? Everybody including me finds girlfriends over the internet these days



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Oct 15 2003 12:36PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i find most girls are only a rude comment and an assgrab away from fucking me.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Oct 15 2003 12:42PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
your first mistake was turning to the internet to find a gf, second, you are looking on a site that is 99% male. other than that, you are pretty cute.
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Oct 15 2003 12:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
im always available


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 15 2003 12:59PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you dont need a girlfreind. you need a buttplug.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 15 2003 1:19PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
#1 - If you don't know me, don't think you have the right to judge me or even talk to me for that matter, unless you have something intelligent to say.
#2 - Just cause you want to be like me, doesn't mean you need to take jabs at me.
#3 - This thread is I need a girlfriend...if you're a guy who Isn't interested..why did you click on it again?

#4 - Please specify if you are even a guy or girl....it makes it that much easier.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Oct 15 2003 1:51PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
you should order one from russia.











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Oct 15 2003 1:59PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
1.) I'm from Russia
2.) I own a buttplug


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Oct 15 2003 2:00PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
1.) i'm a guy
2.) i'm not intrested
3.) i still clicked on the thread, got a problem with that?
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Oct 15 2003 2:13PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
haha this is funny. dont pick on the poor guy cuz he cant get chicks! if hes nice he'll get one but dont bitch at him because he put it in a post... you didn't have to read it! the internet is a great way to meet ppl! you cant say you havent hit on anyone on here!




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Oct 15 2003 3:13PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
hahhhahahahahahaha, g-spot. I'm so very sure you can find the g-spot, and with your tongue...sorry, but this is why people make fun of you.


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 15 2003 3:54PM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
OW OW where do i sign?!
Oct 15 2003 4:04PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Yes lane, how you doin.....still got the NS addiction in ya eh? good stuff. I never said I can't get chicks. I can't get flaming homosexuals, that's my problem.....those shilly boyzzz.

What's funny is people who have to act like themselves even on a website..It's much more sfun to play around with different personalities and say whatever the hell you want. That's funny.

What, no chillin people come on here? Is that what you're saying? Im real, I don't need your false structured social circles....Do I have a problem with that? Wut, Net Thugs Represent, Im gonnaa cyber-kill ya.

soooo parkin....how u doin sugah?

oh yes, Im THAT smooth.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Oct 15 2003 10:51PM
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