i had something really fucked up happen to my ankle next year. one night i noticed a enormous bulge coming out of my ankle bone, like a half inch protrusion. i poked it and it was squishy. i was like ummmmmm fuck. so my mom was like wtf is coming out of your ankle. and i was like, come on... i ahve big bony ankles, which i do, but that just makes my ankle look even more retardedly big. so i went to a orthopedic and got it drained. the doc started our with like an 18 guage needle or su en and then like 30 seconds into it hes like.... ummm brb kbye. he coems back with a 14 gauge and drains my whole ankle of 2 syringes of clearish joint fluid.
im like doc, baby, whats wrong my my ankle?
he likes... umm son, i dun fuckin know, lets x ray you.
umm k your bones are legit
lets get you an mri, it might be a tumor.
uhh doc, that sounds highly unlikely
nah but its real expensive, so thats $$$ for my referral, cyakthnxbyegimmeyourinsurancecardimgonnafuckyouintheass
so i get an mri and they be like, hey dood you dont gots a cancer.
and im like, can you take this iv out of my arm i would like to bend my elbow. so then i have my ankle permawrapped in ace bandages for a month and im like, this sucks. i skated on it too cuz my boot compressed my ankle keeping the fluids out. btw if my ankle wasnt compressed, it would fill up with gross fluid. so i was tlakin exploratory surgery options while my parents, they took me to get some acupuncture done (would not reccomend!!!!) bathed my foot in tea for a week before i was like fuck asian parents dude and went skating, and did something done and sprained my ankle inside my lollerboot.
fast forward a week, "why isnt your ankle wrapped up in ace bandages" "they smell like my feet, i need new ones. wait, look, my ankle is normal again. ummm cool, cancel that surgery k?
so the moral of the story is... some thing aren't meant to be explained. so i had a couple thousand in medical bills and all i did to fix my crazy juicy squishy ankle was try and do a dumb twisty rollerblade grind and sprain my ankle.
"I didn't even know minnesota had skiing" - nomensteven$