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Sk3bUm
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BIG JOHN... every morning at the mine you would see him arive he stood 6'6'' and weighed 245 kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big john..... big john big john BIG BAD JOHN

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
Oct 14 2003 1:17AM
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123ski
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there is a kid named big john at my school, he is like 6'6' but he weighs like 495 lbs
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Oct 14 2003 1:37AM
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Sk3bUm
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i know a boy named sue

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
Oct 14 2003 1:39AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i know a kid named jon whos a solid 245... from bellevue
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Oct 14 2003 1:39AM
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westcoaststyle
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theres a big john in ladner. hes big and his names john and hell kick ya in the junk
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Oct 14 2003 3:28AM
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west
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I know a kid named john who's 5'5 buck ten




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Oct 14 2003 8:48AM
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Sk3bUm
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damn straight i have a red towel

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
Oct 14 2003 12:30PM
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Mike-O
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^You're as messed up as the chicken in your icon. :D
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Oct 14 2003 12:32PM
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caylorswift
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^its, not a chicken, ITS BIG BIRD


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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
Oct 14 2003 12:35PM
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Sk3bUm
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oh boy!!! sam caylor actually noticed me... i'm as giddy as a school girl

amd as for mike-o i believe it was .... you can eat my ass while i dry off with my lucky red towel
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 15 2003 2:36AM
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Sk3bUm
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ALL HALE THE YELLOW TURKEY!!!!!!!
quack quack quack quack

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 15 2003 3:25AM
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Lateralis
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theres a couple big fellas here, theres a guy named Ian whos like 6'6 and 330 but he aint got no fat,hes all rock solid and hes nuts at the gym, curling the 110lb dumbbells like wtf!


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 15 2003 10:33AM
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caylorswift
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hahaha oh man stef.

i can see you goin into the gym, thinkikn your the shit. and goin over to teh dumbbells and ian is there curling 110 and you pick up the 15 and your arm starts shaking when your doin it. oh man, im laughing so hard right now


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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
Oct 15 2003 1:51PM
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Lateralis
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hahaha i lift more than 15lbs hahahaha


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Oct 15 2003 2:07PM
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Dallan!
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jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj




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Oct 15 2003 3:38PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
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i have a buddy named matt but we call him billy bob cuz hes from texas, plays football & hes huge. hes like 300 lbs & like 5'9' hes a crazy drinker thou.. hes great!




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Oct 15 2003 3:41PM
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sacha
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my hamster is called jon.


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Oct 15 2003 5:16PM
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PhaedeD
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humm thats an odd story have you been smoking crack lately?











Go Big and Die!
Oct 15 2003 6:02PM
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Jackpot
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it's a song, and i forget who by


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nS Army, the revolution is here
Oct 15 2003 6:42PM
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Sk3bUm
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it's a man with the big pimpin steeze that goes by the name of J-CASH
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 15 2003 8:47PM
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