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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
who do you think has the best?
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fear makes it fun


member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do
Oct 13 2003 6:50PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i dont like yours. or mine. or hucksterjibbers or aceofspades or JibRemix or ellioth or hiram or IWD or 4real or chris_01 or EastCoastPride.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 13 2003 6:53PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
well that settles everything
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fear makes it fun


member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do
Oct 13 2003 6:55PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
mine fits my name...
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Oct 13 2003 10:41PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
mine is SO the best
Oct 13 2003 10:54PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
greg (phunk) touches himself when he thinks about me...


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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
Oct 13 2003 10:57PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i dont know who it is, but the one whos figuring out why kamakaze pilots wear helmets is THE BEST


remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 13 2003 11:11PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Mine's the best.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Oct 13 2003 11:14PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
mine is definately the most creative and well thought out
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Oct 13 2003 11:19PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
as you can see i havent updated mine since about May
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-Caleb
SMS Session 2
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
Oct 14 2003 12:11AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
mine speaks the truth that flowers do smell like blue

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

fat chicks smell like crisco
Oct 14 2003 1:05AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Mine forever imortalizes the stupid gullible newbie syndrome.




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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Oct 14 2003 1:15AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
mine is the best. fuck you all.




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
Oct 14 2003 3:53AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
mine used to be pretty damn good.

Coming Soon...
Oct 14 2003 6:01AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
everyone smoke ciggarettes


dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Oct 14 2003 6:19AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
im pretty sure mine is damn cool. its beautiful.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 14 2003 7:55AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I like Mine
Matt

Member 2912
This Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Oct 14 2003 9:34AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
probably not many people understand mine.
*BLOODCLOT!*
Oct 14 2003 10:59AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
yeah, i don't think anybody understands yours...


On my way to goddom
Oct 14 2003 11:04AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
had this one for a while

~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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Oct 14 2003 11:08AM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
i like some, others i despise



Donate to NS & Help Skiing!!

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved

CKG Member #1
Oct 14 2003 1:01PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
mine

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

Oct 14 2003 1:26PM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
mine is pointless
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Play it hard.
Oct 14 2003 1:29PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
221 is hilarious, so...


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Oct 14 2003 1:35PM
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deeznutz
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
I don't know about the best... but mine is true and a damn fine story. I really did let a crazy midget man stay in my garage. He actually stayed there three months.
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I have a 40 year old schizophrenic midget living in my garage
Oct 14 2003 2:17PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
i cant think of any that i really like
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down with the RIAA
Oct 14 2003 2:26PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
I like mine beeotch represent 541!!! HALLA!

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! www.ancientinc.com

'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?
Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'
-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
Oct 14 2003 2:37PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
meh
(-.-) NUKED (-.-)
Oct 14 2003 2:41PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
^ can't spell holla right..... way to be, way to be.
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty
N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
Oct 14 2003 2:42PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
anyone who has the link for poniverus in their sig is alright with me

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Oct 14 2003 3:42PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
five-o's was funny and the guy who had thats when you slap upside the head and say yo bitch this may not be tennis but im a use my backhand- lateralis.
Oct 14 2003 3:47PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Holla is the gayest word ever..


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Oct 14 2003 3:47PM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
^ i don't like yours, i'd fuck the shit out of those girls... 2 time...


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 this is the life God chose for me...
Oct 14 2003 4:11PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
mine is an iniside joke so only like 3-4 ppl. on this site get it

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 14 2003 4:11PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
mine is pretty damn okay




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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'
* Barbara Bush
Oct 14 2003 4:13PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
oh the one in my last post by lateralis was in ds91260's signature.
Oct 14 2003 4:17PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
as many times as I've WANTED to change mine, I haven't.

so my icon and sig have been the same since the WAYYY beginning. yay for me.

the sig is actually like a quote from Tanner in Freeze issue a while back.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Oct 14 2003 4:34PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
somebody design me a sig.
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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
Oct 14 2003 6:33PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i got a new one



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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''


Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
Oct 14 2003 7:04PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
ennh


2 Inchers Club

nS Army, the revolution is here
Oct 14 2003 7:10PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
mistaskiers is funny
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fear makes it fun

'sean, either your incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. and im gonna go with the second one.' 'what, brave?' 'no, stupid.'

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do
Oct 14 2003 7:38PM
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IWD
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
CJ my sig is to the point, whats so bad about that.


H4X
Oct 14 2003 7:55PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
whats wrong with mine
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Oct 14 2003 8:00PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
i like mine. my old on wa better, but i was threatened with being banned, cauae it was to long, so i changed to this equally cool one
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 14 2003 8:06PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
mine used to be the best...until the complaints happened....
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
Oct 14 2003 9:01PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
i like juice

i like juice
Oct 14 2003 9:46PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ures were a friggin page long.
mine is ok i guess, getn tired of it tho.


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 14 2003 9:47PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I won the fuckin' hockey pool. I AM KING!!!
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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Oct 15 2003 12:05AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
I used to like mine as well



I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!
You know what FINE stands for right?
'and it was good'
Oct 15 2003 1:34AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Chryss 'This will feel icy-cold long side the skin. Can you feel the rythm inside.'
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Oct 15 2003 1:58AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i would assume most people like thiers because its completely up to them what goes in it
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Oct 15 2003 4:01AM
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