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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
so yea me and stacey were suposed to go to this wedding on saterday. and it sounded crapy... and it was suposed to be the only nice day like at all... so yea Stacey let me ditch the wedding and go hit a rail in owensound, and she came and helped set it up and videoed it.... hows that for a gf that doesn't even ski.... gooooo stacey.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Oct 13 2003 2:23PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
Cake! mmmm thank you stacey.

Sam Caylor wishes for Beefcake... ahh sam haven't heard from him lately
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 26 2003 9:03PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
oh i am talking to sam now. he is a beefcake.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 26 2003 9:05PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
hahahah we always knew that
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**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 26 2003 9:07PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
my ex was good, just cuz she was bi-, and she got onto other chicks while i was there. thats about all she had goin for her though, which is why she is now ex

-What
Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 26 2003 11:23PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'Stacey rocks, you have to live in Ontario to get cake and she has to like you.' -Moe

Hahaha!!!!!!! Guess what! I don't even live in Canada, but Stacey loves me and she says I get cake! HA! I win! Sucka!

And Moe, spell my name right. It's Oatesie, silly.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:49PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
my gf rules cuz she... doesnt exist
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:51PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
Oatesie! u may have earned cake but u will not be collecting... :D *grins devilishly* u have to live in Ontario to collect.
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 27 2003 1:24AM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
damn living in the UK!
.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Oct 27 2003 9:27AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^ oh dont worry...one day i hope to visit there!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 9:28AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Nuh uh, Moe! She said she'll send it to me, but she can't send it UPS (no matter how much she loves brown) because they lose things too much. Like that one chocolate milk commercial where he mails the thing to himself with a fragile sticker on it.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:11PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i will send everything UPS! EVERYTHING.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 1:15PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Aww, but what if the mean old UPS guys eat all of my cake? Will you send me another one?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:18PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
the ups boys are very noble people they would never ever do anything like that...unless they get highjacked by a fedex truck. fedex people will do that sort of thing. in that case...yes you get another cake!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 1:21PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Stacey... You may be two years older than me and live in Canada, but you still have much to learn my friend. I'm HUNGRYYYYYYYYY


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 2:17PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
oh no no sarah..i know ALL.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 3:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Not what I haven't told you. ;)


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 3:21PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
ssshhh sarah...ssshhh.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 3:29PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahah, yes ma'am


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 3:32PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
now i must go see if the store is open downstairs.....damn store lady is 30 minutes late....and i want some damn hell as ice cream.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 3:34PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
sorry to break the conversation but why would you wanna visit the UK stacey? (did i spell it right that time?!?).

Apart from to give me my piece of cake cause your so beautiful and loving and nice (my sucking up doesnt quite work)
.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Oct 27 2003 3:34PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
haha flattery will get you everywhere. ....i mean....eek

but um i want to go to london and lots of places in england.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 3:36PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
sarah I will eat cake before you.
stacey I will give you ice cream for one of your cakes.
and I have relatives in yorkshire, but i wanna visit sheffield to ski on a dryslope.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 27 2003 9:30PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Noooooo! Nononononono! I'll eat cake first! Even if I have to make my own, damnit! I LOVE CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 9:35PM
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SKIPHREAK
Posts: 493 - Karma: 11
I'll make you some cake Sarah!
Oct 27 2003 9:36PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
*Chomp*
mmm deep and delicious. good
but not as good as stacey's
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 27 2003 9:42PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
well if i am getting ice cream for cakes!! i love icecreamsandwiches!!! but dont worry guys.. i can bake you both a cake!! i can make two...one for sarah...and one for mo rod.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 10:16PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
:D *grinning with exuberance* stacey rocks
oatesie I saw we give her lots of those chips ahoy ice cream sandwhiches
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 27 2003 10:19PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
*bounces up and down in seat* yeay! i sure do love lots and lots of icecream. .....its about the time of year for my favourite...candy cane! yum yum. ...hint hint.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 27 2003 10:21PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
stacey have u been naughty or nice. LOL hahhahaa

candy cane ice cream from loblaws!
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 27 2003 10:23PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i have been very nice. i am a very nice girl.

you know the icecream!!!! most people have no clue what i am talking about!! its my most favourite flavor though. i love it. candy cane goodness!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 28 2003 8:31AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
wow..... this thread has gone way down hill....


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Oct 28 2003 9:13AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i dont know..i mean its still clear how great i am.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 28 2003 9:20AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
NO MORE BABBLING ABOUT CAKE. I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO STOP THIS CRAZYNESS RIGHT NOW!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 28 2003 9:38AM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
Dave it has not gone downhill you get cake before all of us. bastard! and martin, good for u
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 28 2003 5:22PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
ive got an imaginary girlfriend and she kickz ass


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 4:30PM
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