motorcycle crashes

yeah my uncle slid out in an intersection and had gravel embedded under his skin. i dont think its too much fun.


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Joel

umm i fell on my bike with training wheels when i was 2 and i cried

whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?

beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck

i fell when i was like 13 on a dirt trail on a motocross bike. i was flying around a corner when my front tire got caught in the drainage rutt on the side of the dirt road and i flew over the front of the bike into a tree and broke meh arm lol.











Go Big and Die!

hahahaha
my friend threw an apple at a motercycler once and he crashed.

STRATTON MOUNTAIN 2004

I was riding my fourwheeler on a race track during a practice session and I hit a step-up jump and overshot it when I landed my back shock blew out and made my four wheeler bounce like 10 feet high and do a front flip. I got tossed in front of it and it ran me over and my helmet got wedged between the A-arms and the frame. and knocked me out. good times good times.


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.

^that sounds AWESOME.

A kid was riding at my friends house and he crashed and broke his collarbone but he didnt know it. He kept riding for awhile and went to the hospital after.

Coming Soon...

What kinda bike have you got?

lets see, where to begin...

ok, I've dumped it in may 2002 going around a round-a-bout. I hit sand and then target fixated on the curb. Went up the curb and then it tank slapped my ass and I picked myself off the road and her out of the snowy ditch. Me - no damage.
R6 had rash on right side.

I june 2002, riding in Calibogie. Riding at a fairly quick pace (150km/h in 60-70 rated corners) nothing crazy, having fun. I was in the back of the 1st pack and there were no indications that we were turning off the road after the left and sweeper. Speed up around the corner to see brake lights. Hit the brake and swerve to avoid the R1 in front. My tyres rolled along hte gravel and my back tyre hit the shoulder. Out from under me it goes and we're both (me and R6) in the ditch at about 100km/h.
She was written off (but still rode her 2hrs home all in 3rd gear) and i got an abrasion on my ass.

New R6 -
Driving regularly, not fucking around. I do a shoulder check, and at the same time a bicycle jumps out in front of the car in front of me. Volvo slams on her brakes, I turn to see car right there. bang. I flip over bike, land on my head, bike lands on me. I get a mild concussion and general soreness. R6, fucked sub-frame, tank, scratches on upper and mids.

You wanna hear about close calls now?
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^ Tires not tyres


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.

i have a piece of shit '82 honda mb5, i'm not old enough for a motorcycle license so i've been learning on this. but yeah i went around a blind corner only to go around another sharp corner, i was trying to stay on my side of the road and i hit gravel, my bike slid down into the roadside ditch, speedometer and headlight broke and stuff bent, nothing major, and i stayed on the road. i was only for maybe 30 mph so i wasn't hurt bad. scary though.
-chris

friend of mine hit a deer on a bike. i think he jumped and ejected/flipped over the deer, but the bike was totaled. only thing he salveged was the engine.
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i've still got gravel in my hip, elbow and back from one of my accidents-- im just too scared of the hospital to get it taken out :)



Party Like It's 1999

yeah my cousins boyfriends dead brother (puh), slamed on his bike flew about 40 meters and broked his neck on pole and died emedietly.. thats kinda nasty




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when you get lots of gravel in your skin and you goto the hospital they put you in a bathtub and scrub you with brillo pads, enjoy!


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.

this guy, was drivin by my house on 4th of july, and i was settin of a sparkler bomb, scared teh shit out of him, he swirved and dumped his brand new crotch rocket. i laughed
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I would have gotten up, put the bike on its side stand and beat the living fuck out of you. No really, i get quite enraged while riding. people are so dumb and no one especially Ottawa can drive.
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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson

i broke my leg on one. stupid bikes.


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!