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Dr. Hurricane Holson Phd

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skimanskimanskim
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Hey Newschoolers
I just wanted to let everyone know of my incaptivating story...

About a week ago I was hiking and skiing at Kilington Mtn. while it was closed! I was trying to ski with my eyes closed and skied head on into a tree, and completely passed out. I woke up later feeling a terrible pain in my head, and something new in me. My friend Ben recently injured his shoulder, and I told him I would check it out, without even looking at the injury, simply seeing him standing I predicted that he busted his Clavicle bone in HALF.

2 days ago he went to the doctor, and turns out he indeed snapped his clavicle in HALF.

This is only one of the powers that i've acquired since the crash. There is really a list...

I just wanted everyone to hear my incredible story of how i am able to predict, things that havn't been proven yet.
May 13 2008 9:19PM
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there are so many "whys" to be asked in that story...
May 13 2008 9:21PM
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Benhamine
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i am the injured and holson diagnosed this injury before i had it checked he is the closest thing to god
May 13 2008 9:21PM
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williams
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"I was trying to ski with my eyes closed and skied head on into a tree"

hahahahaha

holson you would.
May 13 2008 10:43PM
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Greenish
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haha, fuck ya holson
where's hermione
May 13 2008 10:46PM
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JoshBishop
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that really is an incredible story!!!! ++++ karma
May 13 2008 11:07PM
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dmc12380
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thats what you get for skiing at killington
May 13 2008 11:30PM
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skimanskimanskim
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Thats waht I "GET" for skiing at killington? I beleive your speaking of the magical powers i've gained from this experience David. I dont regret anything
May 13 2008 11:36PM
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DangerToes
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funniest thing ive heard all week. thank you. and congrats on the powers.
May 14 2008 2:56AM
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PhaedeD
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i snapped my cock in half what does that mean doctor?
May 14 2008 2:59AM
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Billiards.
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Ill try to ski into a tree with my eyes closed next time I get the chance. Wait... no Ill close my eyes and hope for a tree while skiing, next time I get the chance. Congratulations by the way!
May 14 2008 6:06AM
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b-ladd
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I believe if this incident were to happen to any normal human, they most likely would not have gained these special powers. I'll just feel that much safer whenever you're around now.
May 14 2008 12:20PM
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seanyJ
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holson you have always had those powers
it just took a tree and some stupidity to realize you had them
May 14 2008 6:04PM
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Benhamine
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The Dr just cured me of HIV! This kid is a miracle maker!
Jul 23 2008 2:26PM
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Dalonte
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Amazing
Jul 23 2008 2:28PM
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jksl
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andrew my toe hurts, what's the diagnosis????
Jul 23 2008 2:53PM
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thisandthatfilms
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hahaha
Jun 17 2009 11:44AM
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thisandthatfilms
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i was making a thread for his new edit and searchbarred and this came up... didnt look at the date
Jun 17 2009 11:54AM
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