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A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.
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I shit you not.
I was in business class, and I was talking to a kid that sits next to me. Don't ask how the subject came up, it just did.
So apparently he was getting her pretty damn hard in the butt, and he said he had to pee really bad, but it was too good to stop so, he thought "What a better place?" and BAM, piss in the butt.
The first thing that came to mind for me was, NS.
I lost it and was laughing hysterically.
Just thought I'd share.
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I don't know if I believe that.
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Lol i don't believe that at all, who told you that?
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Hmm yeah, Im calling bullshit on this. I heard its damn near impossible for guys to pee when they're hard and yet your buddy peed in his gf's butt while banging her like a hammer. I dont believe it.
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Robbie Schuster. Lol kid is sketch.
And it's not BS.
I swear on my LEGS
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it is possible, but it would be hard. im saying this is probably bs, but there is a small chance it is true.
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Nah, its possible. Hurts and feels weird, but possible.
The story is bulllllshit.
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wow. really? shit I just learned something new today! haha
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I dunno man, if you're doin a girl in the butt it's gotta be tight as hell, and I would think that would make it even more difficult and practically impossible.
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Yea lol, but like he said...it feels weird and i can't someone being able to pee while fucking, especially in some girls asshole
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Wow surprised nobody has said it but
Pics or it didn't happen...
YAY!!! I haven't gotten to that first yet...
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Thats just plain mean and nasty and eww fuck
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Because it's not that funny when used in every other thread.
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i can pee while hard but you have to be really focused and relaxed. so if he was having a good time doing it and was really hard there was no way he could do it.
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yeah, the hard part is aiming
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No he didn't. It's hard enough to pee with a boner when you're not going at it. That would be impossible unless he actually stopped and sat still to go.
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what...the ....f....
thats pretty funny tho...i would say that too
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I will say one thing though, it is near impossible to get a hardon if you need to whiz. It throws you off completely. Simply, having to pee and hardons, not a good combo. Though, I believe it would be possible to pee during anal sex, though only the most valiant of men can pull that off.
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well what happened afterwards?
"Did you just pee in my butt?"
"ya, a lil bit"
"hmm. you should leave"
"k."
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i learned this in sex ed, when you're really hard like banging a chick especially in the buttox your prostate shuts off the tube from your bladder and opens the tubes from your seminal vesticles therefore not allowing you to pee when you should be blowing your load, so unless he just started, it's total bullshit, nobody would do that
also, pics or it didn't happen
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wtf haha. thats messed up
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no you get hardons when u need to piss real bad. morning wood? its your weiners self defense against peeing all over your sheets
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bs.
pics or it didint happen
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Haha epic response.
But yeah... you can pee with a boner, but that's straight bullshit to say he did it during anal sex. Fuck man, I can't even take a piss while I'm swimming.
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im calling bullshit, but if he did hes my hero
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how would you know if it hurts...?
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ur urin would just go all over and come out the butt
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possible... sorta
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/PeeInButtSmall.jpg
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shit
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haha. ya buttsecks is the topic.
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hahahahhahahahhahaha buttpee
this isnt true because its too retarded to be true thats my logic
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I know a kid who was realllllly drunk and getting head for his first time and thought he was about to jizz but he ended up pissing in the girls mouth.
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ive never laughed so hard.
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are you a male?
no i didnt belive so either.
as a matter of fact it DOES happen to be possible when you are hard, and frankly its really not that much of a challenge (other than aimin for the pisser')
so until you grow a dick and try to piss when you are hard, dont tell NS its almost impossible to do so!
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have also heard of this happening but if he did this would mean he was anal w/o condom thus resulting in shit in his eurethra (sp) thus resulting in dirty piss in her ass...
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