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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
give up sex or skiing if you were forced to choose?


I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
Oct 12 2003 9:19PM
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\\b-heavy\\
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
gyve up skin yo\ kunt kep me goyn\
Oct 12 2003 9:20PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
thats not a far question who could chose between the two

NS army

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example
Oct 12 2003 9:20PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
sex cuz you can always masterbate as needed but skiing cannot be taken away under any circumstances
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Snowboarder formally known as SimFSR400

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

NS Army
Oct 12 2003 9:21PM
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
^ probably agree


I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
Oct 12 2003 9:21PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I'd give up skiing, but just because I don't have sex on a usualy basis so i couldn't give it up.




-Pat

NS army is gay, NS navy is were its at!!
Oct 12 2003 9:24PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
'a usualy basis' what a unique phrase


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 12 2003 9:49PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I mean't, usual basis, or normal basis. thanks though, Im in ap language I should get that sheet yo//!!





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Oct 12 2003 10:27PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
um i wouldnt give ether one up sorry but they are both way to good.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 12 2003 11:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
the demand for my dick is way too low to give up skiing
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Oct 13 2003 2:01AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
how could you ever think of a situation so horrible?






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Oct 13 2003 2:59AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I was kinda forced by my ex...notice she's my ex.




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC
Hi, I'm John, John Bond
Oct 13 2003 4:26AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
sex. I never have it now so why would I be having it later?

Coming Soon...
Oct 13 2003 5:48AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
hey if i lose my dick doesnt meen sumone else cant stick theres in me.
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Oct 13 2003 6:54AM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
this has been discussed many times in the past

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 13 2003 10:25AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i would give up sex, and have intercourse but call it something else, like dirty time or something. then you have a win win situation
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Oct 13 2003 10:38AM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
fourtunily i this isnt reality, so im never gonna have to give up one for the other
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snow is so cool
Oct 13 2003 2:24PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
skiing, 'cause your mom's really good in bed.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
Oct 13 2003 2:50PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
sex cause skiing is just sooo....


'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
Oct 13 2003 4:48PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
what about this:
have your eyes pecked out by a bird
or your balls nibbled off by a squirle
Oct 13 2003 5:05PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
sex cuz skiing is just so damn good

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
Oct 13 2003 5:28PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
well i would need my eyes to ski

but ..............

yeah id go with the squirel
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nsARMY
Oct 13 2003 7:43PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
balls by the squirrel, my eyes are sensitve
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 13 2003 7:52PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i would shoot the person asking me
-Ryan

Half-Life World

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Oct 13 2003 7:54PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
word...but if i had to choose...the nuts




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Oct 13 2003 7:57PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
uhhhhhh... id give up my herpes


remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 13 2003 8:23PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
a squirle and nuts, ahahahahahahahaha, thats too funny.



carrots handbag cheese
Oct 13 2003 11:17PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
ill kill myself thanks tho

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

Oct 14 2003 1:59PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
nononononononononononononononoononononono
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Oct 14 2003 2:11PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
i only have sex with pigons now, i guess i would give that up.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Oct 14 2003 5:35PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
how about beating the squirrel to death with your dick.... or just having sex with the squirrel
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Oct 14 2003 5:38PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
how bout sex during the winter and skiing during the summer...I could live with that



-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
Oct 14 2003 8:16PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
uh dude, i think you should switch that order. ya
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:31PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
jman, the eyes for sure. i could pork all the ugly girls with nice cooters or that are just good in the sack and i would love every minute of it!


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 26 2003 11:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
but then youd run into lots of trees skiing or have to have one of those guides with the ropes and the signs that say blind skier
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 11:57PM
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