I would make sure to get on the lift with him, then at the highest point, push him off...then tell him that 'skiing doesn't suck, but it sucks to be you' and then if he's still lying there when i get off i would try doing a switch 270 to gay boarder.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
be like... wow. go suck a d.. and then tell him that its little bitch ass punks like you who make things b/w skiers and snowboarders worse... skiing and snowboarding need to unite! fuck that little homo