Deserves a bump. This was on my mind last week and I remember being impressed when you posted this thread years ago. After a week of attempting to remember the name, I finally remembered today and am glad I did.
If anyone ever told you that I give a damn, they damned well told you wrong!
The other day I was eating Starbursts and watching TV, and then a Starburst commercial came on. I was like, damn, that's profound.