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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
fuck that! give ur mom credit!

dylans mom - NS
Apr 8 2008 3:51PM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
Posts: 1410 - Karma: 1,827
mothers day is next month.
Apr 8 2008 3:55PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Yessss! What is NS gonna get me? Haha.
Apr 8 2008 3:56PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
In seventh grade my dad hid my zippo.  Naturally, I wanted to find it so I looked through my parents room.  Bad idea, I found their stash and there was some pretty kinky stuff there.
Apr 8 2008 4:02PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Awwwww..... gross haha.
Apr 8 2008 7:03PM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
my friend was going through his friend's parent's room with his friend, looking for his friend's birthday presents (have I lost you yet?) and they found his mom's dildo, which was the size of my friend's forearm
Apr 8 2008 7:11PM
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fuckingjewz
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why wouldnt you join in?

Apr 8 2008 8:46PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
http://www.pgfirefighters.org/images/recruitment/hammer.jpg
Apr 8 2008 9:06PM
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no_steeze
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i found a birth control pamphlet in my parents bathroom....gross
Apr 8 2008 9:13PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
"bang me like a hammer" "balls slapping a vadge" hilarious.
Apr 8 2008 9:35PM
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Dylan_
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oh yeah my mom leaves birthcontrol right o the kitchens window sil
Apr 9 2008 6:29AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
A night with this guy...

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Apr 9 2008 8:50AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I KEED, I KEED!
Apr 9 2008 8:51AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
that's not right
Apr 9 2008 2:20PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
im just kidding^
Apr 9 2008 8:00PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
One of my friends mom's was a pornstar. Too bad he won't tell us her real or pornstar name.
Apr 9 2008 9:56PM
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SolMi
Posts: 337 - Karma: 14
beacause thats either a claim, or he doesn't want his friends beating it to videos of his mom.
Apr 10 2008 8:24PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
this is one of the funniest threads ive read in along time. you should have some real dirty sex with your girlfriend in your room so they can hear and hang a sign on the door that says "do not disturb banging like hammer, come back later"
Apr 10 2008 8:39PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA




it happens to the best of us.
Apr 10 2008 8:40PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
lmao bang me like a hammer rofl, but anyways yeah dude i found my moms dildos etc. like a year ago and the vibrator was shaking the burrow and me and my friend couldnt turn it off, yeah thatw was a bad day
Apr 10 2008 9:18PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018

yeah my friend found his moms vibrator in his moms closet, not a nice experience...

Apr 10 2008 9:20PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
you touched the vibrator that was inside of your mom's vagina/asshole? nice.









































not really nice.
Apr 10 2008 9:22PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
lmao naw dude we left it
Apr 10 2008 9:23PM
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Bab.
Posts: 766 - Karma: 22
my parents are divorced and i caught my mom fucking one time because i didnt knock at her door and the second time she was on the sofa in the living room. they were pretty scary experiences lol especially the second time considering that she knew i might go upstairs and see them.
Apr 10 2008 9:35PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I've seen my friends mom's vibrators. She's a milf too.
Apr 10 2008 10:15PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I'm pretty sure it's legit so it would be the latter (who would want their friends checking out their mom?). I remember my buddy showed me his moms dildo once too.
Apr 10 2008 10:22PM
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SEskier
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wow, this thread is epic.

Apr 10 2008 11:51PM
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Lateralis
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got a pic? maybe i can be of some assistance to find her name
Apr 10 2008 11:56PM
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elk.
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WORD OMG I WAS THERE ! we were looking for airsoft guns cuz his mom hid them and i went in her drawer and beheld a dildo world i wasnt prepared for . this thing went of like a bomb shaking th whole house. It was akward when she got home
Apr 11 2008 12:02AM
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SolMi
Posts: 337 - Karma: 14
ya definitely not me haha. but if i stumbled upon my moms vibrator i don't think i would ever tell my friends i would be to disgusted
Apr 11 2008 12:26AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Oh you poor thing. You need a hug.
Apr 11 2008 12:28AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
A+
Apr 11 2008 11:41AM
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Min_Soo
Posts: 2307 - Karma: 293
ICON THIEF!
Apr 11 2008 2:36PM
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DannyBoat[978]
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sorry man that must have sucked
Apr 11 2008 2:51PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
haha...wait til you get awakened on a wednesday night at like 3 am to the sound of your parents fucking like monsterapes! god....most fucking scarring thing on earth. makes you want to kill them. seriously...good for them they keep up their sex life...but me and my sisters bedrooms are right next to theirs and they have a fucking squeakyass bed. and it was like 3 sessions...i thought theyd never finish. christ.


fuck that shit i hope you never hear that.
Apr 11 2008 6:45PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
were o vacation in california, and their going at it again.. havent heard any "bang me like a hammer" sayings thank god im in the other room and barlet hear shit, its great
Apr 17 2008 12:47AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
get a girlfriend and fuck her loudly, thats it
Apr 17 2008 12:49AM
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jergriff
Posts: 440 - Karma: 9
+ karma on the killer post dylan
Apr 17 2008 1:12AM
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DJBlum89
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My buddy found KY Jelly in his mom's night table. haha. that blows.
Apr 18 2008 10:26AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Yeah I was looking for christmas presents in grade 8. Found my stepmoms Vibrator. I Wasnt the same for weeks.
Apr 18 2008 11:13AM
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hotdog.garbage
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must have been a good vibrator
Apr 18 2008 11:34AM
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JoeTheRipper
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By far the best post of the thread. I salute you, I really did lol.
Apr 18 2008 3:29PM
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_kMz_
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haha
Apr 18 2008 4:35PM
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rj.
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that was actually me not your father....i was the hammer
Apr 19 2008 8:57PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
hahahahahhahahahahahaha

that was great



i love how this kid just talks about his parents boning and laughs at it

but its all good cause we have the same name
Apr 20 2008 1:12AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
dude you;re the fucking man!
Apr 20 2008 1:15AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
I think ur mom really wanted to be banging THE HAMMER from Meat Heads "Wanderland"...
Apr 20 2008 8:16PM
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RunDMc
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man, nobody should be this pleased with their parents' sex havings
Apr 20 2008 9:16PM
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landonn
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hahahahhahahaahhahaha
Apr 21 2008 12:34AM
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