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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
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so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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Dylan_
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Me: mom you liked mc HAMMER back in the day right
mom" why ?
me: you know its HAMMERTIME

then i left haha
Apr 5 2008 11:44AM
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fourhundred
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haha if that's true, you're a champ
Apr 5 2008 11:55AM
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thecounty
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ha i wonder whats goin on in her head right now haha
Apr 5 2008 11:55AM
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mnjib
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that would be so money.
Apr 5 2008 11:56AM
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mackinnon
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ha....haha....hahaha....HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Apr 5 2008 11:57AM
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Dylan_
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i said it so obnoxiously too ^^ it was money ill go get that picture... h.o
Apr 5 2008 12:01PM
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Dylan_
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haha now my mom keeps asking why i slept down stairs and i said is it a crime, bc i fucking did, and then i said its hammer time i mean time for me to go on the computer. bahah this is greatttt
Apr 5 2008 12:04PM
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Will_B
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ive walked in on my parents once, then a few years later they walked in on me. shit suuuucks.

Apr 5 2008 12:17PM
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jimmer
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hahahaha keep doing shit like that. just randomly mention hammers every once in a while.
Apr 5 2008 12:18PM
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KeithB.
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I know you guys are young, but 45 and 46 is not that old. Anyway, I heard my rents going at it when I went back to visit them and they are almost 60. Not the greatest thing to hear, but good for them. I'm going to be fucking til I die.
Apr 5 2008 12:23PM
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ben_southworth
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hahaha word. definitly work hammer into the morning conversation too
Apr 5 2008 12:29PM
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A-Style**
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lol god i hope this is all true. funny story
Apr 5 2008 12:41PM
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Dylan_
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mom and dad
yeah my mom looks real chinky, becuase the picture was taken with my computer. ill get a better one soon

let the photoshopping begin

Apr 5 2008 12:45PM
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GGreene
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this is some funny shit man
Apr 5 2008 12:47PM
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KravtZ
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id do ur mom haha
Apr 5 2008 12:49PM
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Dylan_
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she looks like a chimpmonk in that picture shes not closing her eyes its jsut the way i took the picture.. its makeup too, ill try and find a better one
Apr 5 2008 12:50PM
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A-Style**
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i think i saw your mom is Cum Eating Milf's 3!!!!! and your dad was in Chearleader Gang Bang 7!
Apr 5 2008 1:01PM
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skijunkiedtm
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that is the perfect pic for someone to photoshop a hammer into your dads hand
Apr 5 2008 1:07PM
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Dylan_
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so my moms birthday is comming up and iwas thinking of putting a hammerin her room or with her birthday present i get her
Apr 5 2008 1:26PM
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Alex_G
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the dads hahah still funny, his dad wanted us out of the house pretty bad, i guess he wanted to "bang her like a hammer" as parents are saying these days.
Apr 5 2008 5:12PM
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Reed.S
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i would pay to see that
Apr 5 2008 5:22PM
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fappy
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da fuck???? is that a lepoard skin frame?
Apr 5 2008 5:29PM
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Boodje.
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stop




hammer time.
Apr 5 2008 5:47PM
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Alex_G
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You should talk to them about it, and just be like, oh yeah next time you decide it's "hammer time" please can you be a little more subtle about it?
Apr 5 2008 5:49PM
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Dylan_
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so my brother come shome from college, and i tell him what happed. we were eating and my mom was in the kitchen and hes like wtf i dont want to hear that and i told him to start saying hammertime and shit that that. hes goes DYLAN what time is it ? i go hammertime! and he goes yeah! youve heard of the new tennis racket the hyper hammer all the rich kids play with it! it was money
Apr 5 2008 5:50PM
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nashbuck
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just tell your brother not to piss you off or you will BANG his face LIKE A HAMMER right infront of your mom. then she might get the idea
Apr 5 2008 6:16PM
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solitaryman
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hahahahahahahaha i have one thing to say

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Apr 5 2008 6:17PM
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r0dubs
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that is a slightly akward situation.i have similar story, exceot i was being made. so i dont know much
Apr 5 2008 6:18PM
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Static
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haha yea really, you need to quit dancing around it with the hammertime refrences, she's probably not getting it. AT this point it's most likley too late, she'll just think the new hammer jokes are about the hammertime stuff you were talking about earlier. You need to try to get a new catch phrase, I sugest you listen in tonight, or tell your parents you'll be gone for a few huors and leave a tape recorder.
Apr 5 2008 6:27PM
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Reptar.
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jea, i wanna see some photoshop, so get a better pic up.
Apr 5 2008 6:56PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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ahhahahahahahahah this is too funny. my roommate was telling me a really serious story when i was reading this and i started laughing out loud horrendously and she freaked out on me. but so worth it. gross you heard that dude... butta... funny as fuckk.
Apr 5 2008 7:14PM
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b-kul
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creepy
Apr 5 2008 7:18PM
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grams.
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Thank you for making this thread. I can't remember the last time I've been amused by a thread in NSG.
Apr 5 2008 7:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha somebody needs to add, BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER  as their signature.  that's hilarious

Apr 5 2008 7:27PM
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popNfresh44
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sounds disturbing, haha it would be funny if it was actually a mexican pool boy and not your dad
Apr 5 2008 8:36PM
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iluvBread
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thanks for adding to my signature dood...this is going to be another epic thread i can tell
Apr 5 2008 8:44PM
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C+Thompson
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Haha, that's hilarious.
But get some better pictures of your mom up so some good photoshopping can happen.
Apr 5 2008 8:53PM
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Pman13a
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Apr 5 2008 8:57PM
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Dylan_
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lol ^^ ne photoshopped funny ass ones
Apr 5 2008 8:59PM
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Crack.
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haha oh shit
Apr 5 2008 8:59PM
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Chummer3
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hahahahaha
Apr 5 2008 10:09PM
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comeatmebro
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Apr 5 2008 10:13PM
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comeatmebro
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Apr 5 2008 10:14PM
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Grove_Street
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so far same here. One more year to go!!!
Apr 5 2008 10:19PM
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iluvBread
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howd i fail?
Apr 5 2008 10:20PM
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SoulSkia
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Apr 5 2008 10:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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OMG That is priceless. I absolutely love it.
Apr 5 2008 10:22PM
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Dylan_
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dont ruin this thread ! dont bash him
keep ragging on my mom and dad lmao
Apr 5 2008 10:23PM
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Grove_Street
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damn i was gong to use that for my sig, oh well
Apr 5 2008 10:28PM
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TheQuailman
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why are you like proud of this.  Doesn't it disturb you that these are your parents?
Apr 5 2008 10:33PM
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