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live4skiing
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
While doing tricks, do you usually use ski poles or not? Because if you fall wrong they can impale you, and that wouldn't be good. Give me some feedback!
Oct 6 2003 9:19AM
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vv1zard
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Oct 6 2003 9:21AM
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BakerBoy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 17
Shrek is confused -- what's more gay -- Skiboarders who aren't supposed to use poles, or Skiers who choose not to use poles?

You shouldn't try a misty, you might impale yourself. In fact, you shouldn't ski at all, because you might impale yourself.
Oct 6 2003 9:28AM
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mystic
Posts: 497 - Karma: 10
watch out you could poke yer eye out
Oct 6 2003 9:47AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
I am emarrassedd to ski. With you. Or your mom. Kiss my velvety ass


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Oct 6 2003 11:18AM
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skifreak915
Posts: 659 - Karma: 12
Once my friend landed wrong after going off a huge jump and his pole went right through his side. Now he has to walk around with a pole sticking out of his stomach.
Oct 6 2003 11:42AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
i don't like it when i see people with one pole- do they think that one pole makes them look less gay than the poeple with no poles?- SKI WITH POLES- or spend your entire skiing carreer looking like a fag!!!!
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Oct 6 2003 11:46AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
I think that little boy shrek is a snowlerblader. If he is older than twelve I would be very surprised, but it is a good point, as poles could hurt you, but you look too gay without them, so it is better to take the risk.


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Oct 6 2003 11:47AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
if you have any control over yourself you wouldtn impale yoruself
Oct 6 2003 12:03PM
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TwinTippedPatroller
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
People rarely impale themselves--however as a patroller I carry a pole cutter in my pack just in case. If they do impale themselves--well they probably shouldn't have been on the slope anyway.
Oct 6 2003 4:18PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
he must be a snowboarder turned skier
Oct 6 2003 4:26PM
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live4skiing
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
actually no i've never snowboarded, it's just awkward doing tricks with poles in your hands
Don't you hate it when you have a cocktail fork, and you stab yourself in the eye?! God I hate that!
Oct 6 2003 4:28PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
where do u ski shrek?
Oct 6 2003 4:28PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
so you can get mad steezy poles like GOODE poles from www.goode.com


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Oct 6 2003 5:06PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
i think we should determine who's the coolest/gnarliest'most hardcore person on ns by seeing who's broken the most poles. i've broken 3
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Oct 6 2003 5:18PM
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live4skiing
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
i know that these aren't famous terrain parks or anything, but i ski at crystal mountain and boyne
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Don't you hate it when you have a cocktail fork and you stab yourself in the eye!? God I hate that!
Oct 6 2003 5:22PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
ok, let me get one thing strait, im confused. How the hell do you impale yourself in the side or torso? your poles must be 3 feet long cause i sure as hell cant reach the tip of my pole to my chest unless i stretch my arm really really far.
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Oct 6 2003 5:30PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
its possible for sure but yeah it would have to be pretty long pole
Oct 6 2003 5:31PM
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live4skiing
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
i think he was being sarcastic

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Don't you hate it when you have a cocktail fork and you stab yourself in the eye!? God I hate that!
Oct 6 2003 5:37PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
you should get some really really long poles that are as tall as you. thats what all the cool kids do. either that or really really short ones. anything that would actually be your size is just bad.


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Oct 6 2003 5:45PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
before I rode GOODE poles I had probably broken 15+


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Oct 6 2003 6:35PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
i lost a pole in powder once does that count for anything
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Oct 6 2003 7:08PM
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enemy1080
Posts: 510 - Karma: 11
always use poles. You'll look a lot more weird without poles then you would with them.

Thats just my opinion

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Oct 6 2003 7:11PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
poles look a lot more stylie n e ways
Oct 6 2003 7:14PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
metal poles are overrated. rubber poles are all the craze these days.
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Oct 6 2003 7:15PM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 204
i broke like 7 pair last year... thats just last year, i guess i'm kinda rough on poles
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Oct 6 2003 7:16PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
damn what kind of poles were they

Oct 6 2003 7:20PM
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