i wish they rule. my mom used to have one
'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'