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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Snowboard park
trick park
trick skis
ramps
grindrails


Have heard all of those on several occasions.
Jun 19 2018 9:51AM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,290
Stranger: " want the bar down"
Me/gaper: "yes, I'm terrified of this ride".
Jun 19 2018 8:25PM
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GarFrom09
Posts: 243 - Karma: 1,175
Lots of kids ask me if I hit the “jumps” but all we have are rails so they always talk about jumping off to the side of the rails.
Jun 20 2018 12:04AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
Gaper: so you ski?
me: yes
gaper: what type?
me: freestyle
gaper: can you do a backflip?
Jun 20 2018 1:14AM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 1,028
If someone asks me to back flip I tell em to gtfo
Jun 20 2018 3:45PM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
"Are those your skis?"
"...both of them?"
Jun 20 2018 7:57PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 1,028
*goggles dangle off back of helmet as pizza is performed all the way down

No words necessary
Jul 5 2018 10:32PM
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Melbourne.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 301
*gets hit in the head by the bar as soon as I sit down*
Jul 6 2018 4:04PM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 11,228
Talking to one of those kids who thinks they know everything at the bus stop one morning asking why I had a an extra bag for my ski gear and he asked me,
“Do you use those double-enders?”
“Sorry what?”
“Ya know those skis with two tops...”
“Oh twin tips. Yeah.”
Jul 7 2018 9:05PM
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crisscross
Posts: 92 - Karma: 1,039
Two tops lol
Jul 8 2018 1:20AM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 1,028
“Trick skis are fun eh”
Dec 31 2019 3:09PM
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