The TGR Forums bring you the 20 best gaper quotes of all time.
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kzrstfi have head jon olsson pro model from this yearwhoah! not only was he old, but he was 65 years old! but yeah, that's kinda creepy i guess.
i'm in the single line, and behind me there is an old 65 years old man.
He stares at my skis and he says:
Is that your sister??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: hahaha... no
He: CUZ SHE IS HOT! HAHAHAHAHA!
triebbyI hate that shit soooo much. According to anyone that doesn't know freeride, a backflip is the world best and only trick. If you can't do a backflip then you must suck nuts in their eyes.for me everyone asks if you can do a 360, especially younger kids with twins.
chazz.-after noticing my athems-hahahahaha yes!!! when i got mine i was with my gaper friend. first thing he says is-
"you have your skis mounted the wrong way!"
panojibberI did a 5 off a roller beside the ski school at my hill and they all freaked out.A buddy of mine (I know, I'm ashamed) has the full orage TJ schiller suit from last year, and we were talking about what companies made our gear. He comes out of nowhere and is like "my coat is made by some guy named TJ schiller".I told a guy I hit a 50 footer and he asked me if I was pro.A kid at my school didn't believe me when I told him I could get out of COPs superpipe.A CSIA guy who was teaching me the park and pipe stuff so I could get certified for park and pipe freaked out when I started the run in for a 30 footer and told me to slow down by saying "woah". Huge 180 to case. He gets down to the bottom of the tranny and is like "WTF!!! WOAH MEANS STOP."A kid at my school thinks backseat 3s are "steezy".On my school ski day I did a switch 3 off a roller and a couple kids freaked out, couldn't believe it.A kid's ski popped off a bunch and I told him to turn his DIN up. Another kid I was skiing with asked me why you needed DIN if you weren't skiing park.A kid on my ski team got boots that were like.... 2 sizes too big for him, so he could grow into them.A skier on the chairlift accused my cousin who snowboards of pushing all the snow to the side of the run and making it icy, just because he was a snowboarder.A kid at my school thought he saw sammy carlson at sunshine learning to do lincolns.I've heard of the superpipe being called a jump ditch.A race coach on my ski team was impressed by an old school train, but I give her credit because she's like.... 55 and she learned 3s this year.hahaha wow.
schlopySome skin head snowboarder was sitting right below the knuckle of the last jump in the big bear open and during parctice i was working on sweitch leftsides so naturally i had less control anyways i proceed to train not knowing of the idiot in the landing. Took off and instantly freaked out and started to flail like a dying pigeon only to tap his board. That dumbass tried to fight me like you idiot, look in the landing before you hit the jump... i was like you know what man were both fine and im sorry, shook his hand and skied away. Moral of the story is skinheads have aids.for some reason your moral made me spray ice tea all over my keyboard....thanks
crussellfor some reason your moral made me spray ice tea all over my keyboard....thanksi'm sorry!
schlopyi'm sorry!it was mostly just my lap, i kinda exagerated, so dont worry about it, only minor cleaning required.
crussellit was mostly just my lap, i kinda exagerated, so dont worry about it, only minor cleaning required.good
tribefan226old gaper: r those skis made by line (cuz i find most old people think all twins r made by line)That sounds hot. How big was his pole?
me: no k2
old gaper: theres a chicken ur skis. (pointing to front of my right ski, 07 fujatives)
me: dont think thats a chicken, its a guy
old gaper: spends the rest of the lift ride scraping all the snow off my ski with his pole marvelling at the "pictures"
andygSkier bashing heel in and out of binding...a while later they are still there:haha when me and my friend were getting on the lift, the gayper in front of us dug his tip into the ground and his ski fell off so we brought it up. we put the heel down and i wanted to fuck with the adjustmant because our rental shit is,well, shit and all you have to do is push a little plastic lever with like ur pinky to make it move but i didnt cuz that a little too far. well at the top it took the kid like 5 minutes to figure out that the heel was down. we just watched him laughing
"Excuse me, I think my bindings are broken. They don't work anymore - I can't get my boot to stay in".
...release lever was in upright position.
reverendwrong.......sad.....u realize no one buys theyre children hellbents right? Its all demographics....PEs are used buy a younger demographic than the hellbents. name one person that owns hellbents that is under the age of 16.bryce. on ns got his hellbents when he was 15 and skied them all that season
i was riding with a buncha good kids at the local mtn.
my dad rides up looking wicked gay and goes nice helocopter it looked steeze.
shorty after that i ended mylife
Steezasaurusgaper: are those tricky skis?i don't believe that ever happened.
gaper: so you can like do tricks and stuff?
gaper: so you can like do grinds and helicopter spins??
gaper: so are you like spansorized and are in like the xgames with shaun white???
gaper:....can you do a backflip??
me: no! you fucking gaper, why the fuck do you and all other peopl like you with your fuckin skiblades come in a park and proceed to create a cluster fuck of bitches and destroy all of our lips and jumps by going 3 miles over it and just going down it and cutting people off and make complete assholes of yourself. god fuckin dammit! alot of people can do backflips and do "helicopters" and grind, you along with the rest of your gaper parasite need to just d=stay out of the park and make everyone happy. fuck!
gaper: ( some high school rich kid) proceeds to get teary eyed
grown-ninjai know it s pretty much been said buthahahhahahahahah.
o i though ud snowboard
me:no i ski
(they act supprised)
me: im a cool skier
what kind of skis do u use
me:(after a lond prossess i allways break down) ya know trick skis
o well can you back flip
(acting supprised once again)
-MugatuMy friend went to play it again sports to see how much he could get for his skis and the guy asked if he "bent the tails up himself"shit. i work at a play it again. that just makes us all look like gapers. bet hes the guy that says snowblades are for tricks. and btw its usually better to sell the stuff yourself
An10a_Engshit. i work at a play it again. that just makes us all look like gapers. bet hes the guy that says snowblades are for tricks. and btw its usually better to sell the stuff yourself+ karma for info!
TonyTheTigerAlso the traditionnal :LOL!!!thats so funny, i get that everytime at my school
:Are you good at skiing?
Me: not bad...
:Do you do jumps?
:Can you do backflips?
Treestman"I'm gettin excited. maybe we'll see some 360's go down, or maybe even some 520s or 740s. It would be really sweet to see a 9 go down."my favorite part,lol, 520
or something like that, from the meathead trailer
Shloganmy favorite part,lol, 520hahaha yeah he seemed really into it too
zuesmy friend's second time skiing:i have a friend who has been skiing for many years and still doesnt like skiing in powder.
Him: Wow skiing in powder sucks
me: .... rrrright
4frntfishermannot skiing, but I like to tell tourist on the river that the white rocks are actually petrified glacier pieces...no fucking way, we do that too!!!!!!
95959my aunt, refering to my p.e.'s, "have you ever tried to water ski on those."hahaha yeah. my dad thinks my foils are absurdly fat.....
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