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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
+k for knowing your shit...
Jan 12 2010 7:28PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
i know that too, but only because it came up once when i was searching ns.
Jan 12 2010 8:32PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
This is a perfect example of being to much of a dick to gapers. Thats not even a gaperish quote.
Jan 13 2010 7:32PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
waiting in line for the pama lift the gap in front of me tirns around and says does this lift leave the ground????
Jan 13 2010 7:47PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
Asshole. Why didnt you just put the bar down? What reason do you have to leave it up besides trying to look cool in front of others.
Jan 13 2010 7:49PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
hahaha thats awsome
Jan 13 2010 8:01PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
i can understand when you get pissed when they don't ask and you get hit in the head, but I agree with you on this one
Jan 13 2010 8:03PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
i get on a bus with my skis strapped base to base, the bus driver asks, "is that one of those trick skis" i say, "uhm yeah?" he says, "isn't it hard to ski with a foot holder on the bottom too?"
Jan 13 2010 8:24PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
ahaha what a tard
Jan 13 2010 8:26PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
About a week ago I had some gapper come up the lift I was working with his rentals on backwards,  they are some shitty rossi which happen to be twin  tipped with plastic coverings at the tips. I try to get them off and tell him they are backwards, he tells me he is now way cooler than the rest of his friends because his bindings flip up at the front. i just laughed and walked away
Jan 14 2010 2:41PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
dick!!!
Jan 14 2010 5:36PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Bahaha I'm trying that now.
Jan 14 2010 8:53PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
"I'm gonna go ride the box!  It's the same as riding on snow!"




a two buses of teenage boys from a local jewish day school rolled into our resort.  It was a legit take over.  Never seen so many yamakas in my life. 
Jan 14 2010 8:59PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
I have my AR6's center mounted, very recently, and now you have tempted me to try it too.
Jan 15 2010 12:32AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
I did that once (I have FKS) and I got stuck in them lol. I had to have my friend help me get out.

I dont think you'll be able to ski that way though. There is little control
Jan 15 2010 12:39AM
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OCEAN
Posts: 89 - Karma: 15
gaper 1: Both of the things are jumps, even the thing you land on.

gaper 2: Ya, you just dont have to get any air off of them.
Jan 16 2010 2:05PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
Well I'll save  myself any inconvenience and it sucks cause i got 10 stitches in my head last nite so no skiing till February.
Jan 16 2010 2:51PM
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SwedishCalle
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hi NS. after reading this great thread I just figured I should contribute. http://www.freeride.se/everest/ - not really a quote but pretty gaper related anyway
Jan 18 2010 1:32PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
No helmet?
Jan 18 2010 1:54PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
I always wear my helmet skiing, never without it. I was running through a parking lot area with lots of thick metal arched signs all over the place. He ran right under, me being 6'5" cracked my head open on it. also partly due to my LRG hat I was wearing and since it was dark i failed to see the sign. there is now 10 stitches in my head and my hat has a permanent indent in it from the sign.
Jan 18 2010 3:34PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Ooooooo......Fuck, that sucks, I just figured it was on hill.

Jan 18 2010 4:09PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

3 different people said this to me at my hill today.  After the 2nd time i was pretty fucking annoyed, and by the 3rd time well.....

" Yeah, so the new Snowboard park they put in looks pretty cool, huh? "

Jan 18 2010 4:19PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
+vibes




Jan 18 2010 4:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,132
lol the gaper suit
Jan 18 2010 5:59PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,132
f5 at pats peak? quite a few lil noobs in there today
Jan 18 2010 6:00PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
yep.. f5
Jan 18 2010 6:04PM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39

me: (doing a 270 on to a lil box and i clipped my ski and fell)

gaper: "OOOO YOU SUCK!"

me: "haha really funny mr RENTAL SKIS"

gaper 1 + gaper 2: "at least we can afford rental skis!"

Jan 18 2010 6:49PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
lol that's amazing
Jan 18 2010 6:58PM
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Big_Shane
Posts: 132 - Karma: 11
Haha these are super funny. My threads for now, hopefully I can find you guys a good one.
Jan 18 2010 9:32PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
i rode up the chair lift with some gapers

gaper 1 "should we put the bar up now?'

gaper2 " no it goes up atuomatically"
Jan 18 2010 9:33PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
"Can you do a front flip?'
"No, why?"
"You just fit the mold of a front flipper."
Jan 18 2010 9:33PM
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kaydawg
Posts: 15 - Karma: 21

my friend told her boyfriend that she had been trying boxes all day and he simply replied:

"don't be silly babe, you can't do a box or a rail on skis."

needless to say, she dumped the tool.

Jan 18 2010 10:05PM
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Goku
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great first post, heres some k
Jan 18 2010 10:07PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

i'm puttin my skis on at the top of the park and this like 40 year old snowboarder man in gaper clothes comes up, falls down next to me.

gaper: i hope i have enough booze in me to do this.

me: ok...

go down take the lift up and he's still sitting there.

gaper: hey you wanna race?

me. no...

gaper: yea i asked like 40 people already today and no one wants to.  i think theyre scared.

then he skis away and falls in like 5 seconds.

Another day we were waitin outside for my friend a little girl went to get her skis/poles out of the rack and she took my poles and her mom said, "no those aren't yours, they're way too short"  haha yeee

also have gotten this year,

are those doubles? and

where do you buy shirts that big

Jan 18 2010 10:16PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
High five your friend for me.
Jan 18 2010 10:27PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
I'm ok now but pissed that I have to sit on the sidelines till feb.
Jan 19 2010 12:23AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
one time i was riding at brighton boarding, but there was this way gaper guy standing right behind the lip the big bertha, so no one was going so i decided to go, i tall tapped his head and he fell down the landing i felt bad but laughed anyways haha
Jan 19 2010 12:37AM
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TRSkier415
Posts: 137 - Karma: 71
"Are you guys professional skiers?" --Two gapers at Arizona Snowbowl in Flagstaff after my friend and I just threw some front flips.
Jan 19 2010 12:38AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Yeah, I missed my whole first season of skiing due to a re-injured collar bone. Was tobogganing new years day, hit some sticky snow, got hucked forward. It took 12 weeks to heal, which was twice as long as the 1st time and unfortunately it was my right arm so I still had to go to school(yup, I'm a lefty).

So in short I know how you feel.




Actual gaper quote:

I was waitng in line for the handle tow(because my hill is 100 vertical feet)and I overhear this girl in full rental gear explaining to her friends that she doesn't like goggles because they're hard to see with.

I'll likely get more this weekend when I go to Asessippi this weekend and ride an actual chairlift instead of a towrope. Hopefully there's a race comp going on when I go so I get a gold rush of ignorance.
Jan 19 2010 12:48AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
idiots
Jan 19 2010 12:56AM
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Big_Shane
Posts: 132 - Karma: 11
Dude you ride in 'Toba? No way! What hill do you ride at normally?
Jan 19 2010 1:28AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

haha I love gapers sometimes, they make my day everytime they speak.

someone in the park asked me once "aren't those tall t-shirts only for boys??"

me wearing a 6xl t-shirt.

Jan 19 2010 8:16AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
oh and a mom from a race kid said once, (while pointing at 2 of my friends who were wearing tall tees and stuff) "look, the guys here wear dresses!" and I think she was serious..
Jan 19 2010 8:32AM
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leeum.
Posts: 352 - Karma: 61
this little black kid obviously boarding for the first time, after my friend threw a backflip was like "HOLY SHITTTT THAT BITCH FLIPPIN" and he screamed it ahha
Jan 19 2010 9:16AM
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leeum.
Posts: 352 - Karma: 61
oh also: "do you know who mason aguire is?"
Jan 19 2010 9:20AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
hahaha awesome
Jan 19 2010 10:03AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Yeah, I ski with my bro Steven, and my friends Steven Reda and Brandon Hicks, usually at spring or stony, or I go to Falcon Ridge, Holiday Mountain(but not this season as it sucked last year) Frostfire, and 2 yearly trips to Asessippi(1 with my bro and dad, and then on the Free Press trip).

Are you also an unlucky flatland rider? Maybe I've seen you. What's your suit colours? I'm always looking to build my crew.
Jan 19 2010 10:51AM
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Big_Shane
Posts: 132 - Karma: 11
Used to ride at Mystery Mountain, way north in Thompson but I moved out to BC for school and some big mountain riding.
Jan 19 2010 10:56AM
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Benpl
Posts: 74 - Karma: 21
Me skiing in austira and going up in the gondola. I have to take my skis with me inside there because you cant put them on the outside. I had old Volkl dogen(around 80 underfoot) in 178 and im like 6'2''
This gaper family with one kids.

Dad: so are those powder skis?
Me: ....meh not really those are park skis
Dad: But you can go into the powder with them?
Me: ...yeah?
Kid: Can you ride upside down?
Me: you mean backwards?
Kid: yeah yeah yeah!
Me: yes!

Kid and father were super impressed and asked me a lot of more questions, but i didnt listen.

Another time with Rossi S6 skis i heard 2 gapers behind me and they had new head race skis.

Gaper#1: look at those skis, they are snowboards
Gaper#2: He probably can't ski with them

Me (pissed off and turned around): Are those the new Jon Olsson pro models
Gaper#1: YES!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck these guys :-D fuck gapers
Jan 19 2010 11:23AM
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Cincher
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Haven't gone that far north.

Jan 19 2010 11:43AM
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