Not really a quote, but last year at this comp, a snowboarder on a rental somehow thought he could do a backflip off the jump. (It was a single jump, 30 feet, and probably one of the lamest comps I've ever been in) Anyway to start out he was barely strapped in. Then when he finally made it to the lip, he popped too hard too early, hit his ass and head on the lip, then proceeded to do an impact caused frontflip to his face, halfway across the table. He was pretty lucky he didn't get injured. Oh and I think he was wearing jeans too....in January. Fuckin Gapers
worked at alta one winter.
ski free after three at its best
some asian wearing a football helping teach his 3 year old on wayyyy to big skis while he was one cross country skis
that were wooden.
"so you work here?
"yup"( im wearing a jacket that says Alta lifts_
"so you just stand around and watch people get on the lifts?"
"that must suck espeically when its snowing hard."
note:its AWESOME when its dumping. i just never return from my ski break
ha yea, it is one huge run on
but in the end i hope you got it,dont really pay much attention to grammer and mechanics while on break
Are they blowing the waste deep powder up top today
On a lift Gaper #1 asking Gaper #2
Gaper #1 "How can you tell the difference between the real snow and the man-made snow?"
Gaper #2 "Well the real snow is cold"
Gaper: "That kids jacket looks 3 sizes too big... is he wearing pads underneath?"
Me: "No, he's just a g."
gaper: hey look the grind-rails are open here, they werent open at that other place
gaper's friend: is grinding hard on skis?
gaper: no its easy. i could do that grind-rail (points to a flat down box)
in gondola at loon:
me to my friend: the superpipes finally open
gaper: how bigs the superpipe? duz it go like from the top to the bottom? how would you stay on that long, and wont it wreck the bottoms of your skis?