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The Bible As In Literature ... or so they say

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VT_scratch
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so for school were reading 'the bible as in literature' which is a book with stories from teh bible and we didnt read all of them.

the reason we do is to learn teh 'literary pieces'  or some junk from the bible.  so. TEST TOMORROW.

anyone know of a website or have a charcaters list tehy could send me in teh direction of? bec i didnt read all of it and even if i did I wouldnt know all teh characters and need to study them. its the main part of the test.

help anyone?

this ones good but doesnt have them all.

http://www.christcenteredmall.com/profiles/

and, no, sparknotes doesnt have them
Feb 18 2008 4:23PM
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Line0777
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just read it dumb ass
Feb 18 2008 4:29PM
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mitchk
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a list like this:
Jesus-a hippy guy
Mary-a hippy guys wife
moses-meh
Feb 18 2008 4:51PM
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skimonster69
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jake your the biggest NOOB ever.  or 'wannabe' gahh

and sorry max we dont read that in my english...

wow max you have 1110 posts! are you saving the 1111 for a good one? aka not using ur name here? and having brett talk for you or something. no jk im cool.

someone help this god out.
Feb 18 2008 4:55PM
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TheButterHashira
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Mary was jesuses mom dude.
Feb 18 2008 5:00PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Mary Magdalen wasn't, but I don't think he was referring to her.
Feb 18 2008 5:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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Some people think jesus and mary magdalen were married but that is not what is generally believed by churches, or biblical scholars.
Feb 18 2008 5:11PM
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Capt.Flannel
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oh, I meant that she wasn't his mother. I hadn't put any thought into the wife thing in that response.
Feb 18 2008 5:12PM
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IcePointa
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They just had hot salvation sex in the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.
Feb 18 2008 5:18PM
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IcePointa
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God raped a virgin and made her preggers!
Feb 18 2008 5:37PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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based on how many times you spelled the "teh" I think you're fucked no matter how hard you try.
Feb 18 2008 6:02PM
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Skierguy1234
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go repeat this word for word to a nun...
"BITCH! i need some god damn cliff notes on this god damn bible mother fucka!!!"

Feb 18 2008 6:54PM
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VT_scratch
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i know man I alwayd do that, my fast typing fingers always write 'THE' as teh.

but i got all the definitions bitches...  study time then semi final hockey game
Feb 18 2008 6:55PM
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Capt.Flannel
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high school semis? If so, who's in the tourney this year?
Feb 18 2008 7:21PM
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