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Completely Landed on a Gaper
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So when i was in whistler yesterday this gaper snowboarder chick snaked me on a run for a jump, so i was like fuck it, I'll take off next to her and it will be fine. (I dropped in from above the knuckle of the jump before her, she dropped in below the knuckle after me, so i couldnt see her till i was over the knuckle) So she ends up going off just before me off the right side off the lip and lands in the middle of the deck. So i decided to take off to the left side of the lip and miss her. I guess when she landed in the middle of the deck she bounced left. So i was only doing a switch 180 and when i brought it around one of my skis landed on top of her head. Thankfully i saw her at the last moment and balanced mainly on the other ski on the landing so i didnt really tap her head much. So i apologize, ask if shes ok (she was fine, even though she wasnt wearing a helmet) and everything is fine. So then im skiing away and her big angry snowboarder boyfriend is yelling at me so i just skied away as fast as possible.
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pics... or it didnt happen
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thats hilarious by the way
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no i didnt just tap her head i full on landed on her
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LoL oh shit... That must have sucked getting chased after the bf then!
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Thats one of the sweetest things i've ever seen.
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Thats crazy. Stupid gaper snowboarders are the worst though.
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i have done it before too
i was just messing around and there is a 40 foot jump or so and i was just doing switch 180s and stuff and this girl came from my blindside and stopped on the knuckle, i had been coming up short all day too
she would have died if i didnt overshoot.haha
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that is so fuckin sick and he landed it too. mad props. laughed so hard!!
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yay for the retarded gapers, and ive always wanted to bonk some ones head
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bahaha "little kid jib". headbonk!
anyway, that would've been reaaaaally messy if you'd full on landed on her face/head. ouch. either way, what a dumbass girl.
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i wonder what it would have been like to be that little girl?
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haha that is fucking hilarious
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gnar
good thing she was ok
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She totally deserved that, but still the camera man should've told him the landing wasn't clear.
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ya that wasnt your fault and i wouldve been yelling at her for snaking you when she cant even make the landing, fuck i hate gapers
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that youtube video is the sickest thing I have ever seen. Seriously. That is the best disaster jib tap ever.
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I hate that. I was hitting this small jump when out of nowhere this guy is next to me on the inrun. I did a 180 while he skied on the jump, but not off the lip. he just looks at me like woah.. wtf is going on and then he got out of there.
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It kind of sounds like you are a gaper too if you are stupid enough to hit the jump while she is on it, even if she did snake you on the inrun just stop and hike back up a few feet, don't try to be hard and almost kill some chick, that is how parks get taken away from resorts. Don't get so anxious, be patient in the park. There will always be gaper girls who don't know what "dropping in" means, or gaper girls who don't clear the decks, it is inevitible. Show some respect to others, let them do their thing, and don't act like you are so hard.
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I love how everyone says this now to be trendy.
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that was mad funny.hahaha
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Every time I see that it blows my mind in several ways.
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It's funny how in the vid theres some people screaming "Watch... Ahhh!!! in the background cause they think that little girl is gonna get mowed down, but then when the kid jibs off her head all his friends are like "Ohhh!" and he just skis away, it's amazing.
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I see a gaper just about get killed at least once every day I'm in the park. Why anyone thinks it's a good idea to cut across the landing of a big jump is beyond me.
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Nearly happened to me the other day. Which jump?
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nice. you should have beat up that guy. hes a real twerp
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ahh.. i hate it when there are stupid people in the park,, like people that bring thier little kids and have them like hike over the jumps.. fucking annoying
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then brake on the landing making it extra icy
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yesterday i was skiing at Burke and some little kid let a snowboarder do a head bonk off a 25 foot jump
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i was standing at the bottom of a rail and some asshole skier yelled at me and told me to get out of the park then said. hack.
it really hurt my feeling
im just to learn
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Lol wtff happened I couldn't even comprehend that...
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That was the craziest thing i have ever seen
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the real question is did the gaper deserve it?
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you skiied away from her bf? are you serious, you should have fucked him up too if he wanted to start shit
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most gappers do deserve it becus they should not be in the parks in the first place enless they acutally are hitting atleast one or two things and most of them hit the side of the jumps on to the rails and im always cutting off the little gappers who cut me off.
so YES !
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hahahahaha frickin hilarious
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That's a problem for frodo. He is a fucking tiny ass kid.
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