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How many 5 year olds could you beat in a fight?

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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

apparently i could take 27.
Feb 13 2008 10:46AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
i think this has being posted before, still funny though
Feb 13 2008 10:49AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
"Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg"

hahahaha...fucking zerg


i could take on 22 apperently.
Feb 13 2008 10:54AM
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gstoneskier
Posts: 233 - Karma: 41
26 for me

Starcraft = greatest game ever
Feb 13 2008 10:57AM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
i can take 22 of the little bastards
Feb 13 2008 11:01AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
27 for me not sure about that though
Feb 13 2008 11:02AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
23
Feb 13 2008 12:42PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
It'd be fun to try if the 5 year olds were actually little pricks
Feb 13 2008 12:47PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.

i win
Feb 13 2008 12:48PM
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White-Goblin
Posts: 325 - Karma: 9
19 for me
Feb 13 2008 12:58PM
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eastchris
Posts: 674 - Karma: 16
23
Feb 13 2008 1:26PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
30, i wish there were more sites like this one.
Feb 13 2008 1:34PM
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gstoneskier
Posts: 233 - Karma: 41
my girlfriend got 15.
Feb 13 2008 2:31PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
ryno you should make me a mod, cause i can take on 9 more 5 year olds than you :)
Feb 13 2008 2:46PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
18 for me, im guessing you guys all just lied about the stuff
Feb 13 2008 3:06PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
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i think it'd be great to take all my anger out on some 5 year olds.
fuckin little kids.
Feb 13 2008 3:26PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/222/641/fight5.cv7bq5m0vd.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">29</a><p></p>
Feb 13 2008 3:37PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
^ damn.

29
Feb 13 2008 3:40PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
31. It'll be a bloodbath!
Feb 13 2008 3:40PM
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Codedude
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
hahahahahhaa so funny. you guys are weak. Me?  3..... (>.>)
Feb 13 2008 3:47PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
fack I cant get to it:


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Feb 13 2008 3:49PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
23
Feb 13 2008 3:51PM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
jews
Feb 13 2008 3:53PM
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corbenketelsen
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
yup repost. 23
Feb 13 2008 3:54PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
25 for me... what's the max?
Feb 13 2008 4:13PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10

dose tres
viente tres

Feb 13 2008 4:17PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
22!
Feb 13 2008 4:22PM
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kozy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
26
Feb 13 2008 4:27PM
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bkiss_
Posts: 598 - Karma: 244
22
Feb 13 2008 4:37PM
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chitownskiier8
Posts: 399 - Karma: 24
haha says i could take 30 of those little bastards
Feb 13 2008 5:15PM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
21.
Feb 13 2008 5:20PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
31 of those little fuckers!
Feb 13 2008 5:26PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625

32, no morales probably helps.

Feb 13 2008 7:16PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
29


Feb 13 2008 7:18PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
28, but iseriously doubt that, realisticlay maybe like 7 or 8
Feb 13 2008 7:24PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
hahahaha 28
Feb 13 2008 8:07PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
28, i think using a 5 year old as a weapon to hurt other 5 year olds would be fucking rad!
Feb 13 2008 8:11PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/195/876/fight5.ha6ar1rsz0.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">30</a><p></p>
Feb 13 2008 8:11PM
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purplejumpsuit
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29.
that things on facebook as well..
Feb 13 2008 8:11PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
fuck that.

i could take 30
Feb 13 2008 8:11PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
search bar
Feb 13 2008 8:12PM
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Sowleskier13
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
27.  i clicked all the best anwsers and got 39
Feb 13 2008 8:23PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
30!
Feb 13 2008 8:31PM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.
Feb 13 2008 8:48PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
33
Feb 13 2008 8:49PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 209px; padding-top: 35px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/593/655/zombie.821tdqnjpr.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;">61%</span></a><p></p>
Feb 13 2008 11:51PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
31, i also have a 63% survival rate in case of a zombie apocalypse

Feb 14 2008 12:11AM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
the big 25.
Feb 14 2008 12:21AM
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BMB
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search bar, this is months old
Feb 14 2008 9:44AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
30.
Feb 14 2008 11:00AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
STARCRAFT 2two IS COMING OUT THIS YEAR!!!!
Feb 14 2008 9:16PM
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