shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan
'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'
He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
'yeah, hey, look at me! i watched berman's secret footy and now i think it's funny to make fun of finn and talk about him sucking dick just like i'm one of his friends, even though i don't know him at all! hey everyone, finn sucks dick and he's really good at it! in fact, i want him to suck my dick so bad i might kill myself if he doesn't!'
how about i whip it out and bitch slap each one of you in the fucking eyeball and then wipe the blood off on your mom's face?
damn this place gets lamer every day
this is the life God chose for me...
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast