How can you not love America's first mass produced soft drink? Since 1884, Moxie has kicked ass all over the place. Pepsi and Coca-Cola came onto the scene later, and douchebags who couldn't handle Moxie made them the soft drink powerhouses that they are today. However, Moxie still has quite the loyal following, especially in the New England area (it is Maine's official soft drink). For those of you who know and love it, I consider you a friend. For those of you who do not know it, give it a shot if you ever get the chance. And for those of you do know it and hate it, grow a pair and enjoy it, tastes like love to me.
No, I am not asian.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.