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Just took a gnar shit

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ThaLetterM.
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and i had wicked dingleberries. I'm talking 10+.


Stories, experiences, discuss.
Feb 9 2008 11:27PM
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Tinga
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i was wondering why my shit is sometimes pure green and white.
Feb 9 2008 11:28PM
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ThaLetterM.
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1. white? thats fucked.

2. Regarding the dingleberries, i literally had to bite a towel and rip those fuckers out one by one.
Feb 9 2008 11:29PM
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ax_murderer
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i took like a good foot and halfer. just sitting there like a coiled burrito round about around the outside of the pot. tried flushing but it just spun a lazy circle and sat there so i left it for my dorm to marvel. it will go down in infamy
Feb 9 2008 11:29PM
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KravtZ
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^^HAHa nice....

the best is when u either fill up the whole or have one so long it sticks out of the water and it smells like mad crazy when i took a shit at school a while ago like that i just left it there in pride
Feb 9 2008 11:30PM
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Piste.Off
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one time i had a huge relieving shit and i look down to look at my bono and it looked like it was waving at me.
Feb 9 2008 11:33PM
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skiminnesota
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i might regret posting this, but here goes nothing............  i left  one at a hotel where it wast a good foot long and laying over the hole(so it wouldnt flush)   i ended up having to go get a knife and rubber gloves and cut the sucker in half, it still wouldnt flush.... so i  had to have the front desk bring up a plunger to finally finish the sucker off...

why would you "take a shit"? i like to leave um not take um, but that might be just me... ha ha ha   
Feb 9 2008 11:40PM
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ThaLetterM.
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^one time my brother took a shit in this super ghetto beach house we rented in bumfuck mexico. We were there literally 5 minutes and he already fucked up the toilet. typical shenanagans.

anway, my uncle is a plumber, but he was on vacatiion with us so we called this mexican plumber.


turns out the mexican plumber was just..some..guy that showed up at our house with a jack russell terrier.

instead of unclogging the toilet with a plunger or whatever, he simply reached into the toilet bowl with his bare hand, picked up my brother's MASSIVE (biggest ive ever seen) piece of poop, and put it on the floor

then his dog ate it.


you cant make up shit like that
Feb 9 2008 11:46PM
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ax_murderer
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holy mother of god thats fucking hilarious
Feb 9 2008 11:49PM
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Celone
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pics or it didnt happen......



actually nevermind what i just said cuz that would be fucking gross

Feb 9 2008 11:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
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sorry for bumping my own thread, but i have alot of funny poop stories.

one time when we were visiting my grandma in ohio, my brother (same one as the mexico story) had to poop. he had been talking about it the whole car ride (9 hours) and since he is absolutely infamous for his excerement, my mom knew that there was a clogging hazard at hand. because of this, she warned him to under no circumstances shit in the basement toilet.

my grandparents live in a pretty old house, and the plumbing isnt great. in fact, the basement toiley barely even flushes.

to this day, i swear he did it just to be a dick.

we were sitting on the basement couch, watching tv, when my brother came out of the basement bathroom with a grin on his face. "Toilet's clogged."

No toilet paper. Straight up huge, out of control shit.

Long story short, the toilet wouldnt flush, so we ended up bailing to the hotel leaving my poor 75 year old grandma to fish my brother's turd out of the toilet, cut it up with a coat hanger, and put it in a paper bag and in the trash.

to this day, no one uses that bathroom.
Feb 10 2008 12:00AM
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KravtZ
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yea mexicans r fucked up like that...when i was in mexico my friend hit his head and it was bleeding so he was screaming medico and shit i nspanish and bleeding in the pool and when one finally came to help he took like 10 minutes to put on some rubber gloves and then just walked away it was fucked up but he went to another hotel doctor and i was all good
Feb 10 2008 12:34AM
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popNfresh44
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www.ratemypoo.com

i just love it when you have a 16 inch log that just coils up and makes a clean break off the sphincter. you know, the ones that you dont even need to wipe for.

ps. dont go to that site if you are eating anything
Feb 10 2008 12:35AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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The question is, how many Courics was it?
Feb 10 2008 1:30AM
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splooshie
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tthat was a good episode

(south park)
Feb 10 2008 1:33AM
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alaskakid
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Threads like this is why I procrastinate my homework.
Feb 10 2008 1:33AM
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breckfreeskier
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bhahahahahahaa
Feb 10 2008 1:34AM
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josh.
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hahaha o god this is funny i think i just peed a little
Feb 10 2008 1:38AM
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