So last night (Friday) i was on a mission to get shitfaced because I had just finished 2 exams i studied all week for. So I drive to my buddies on the edge of campus for some steak/Beer/ and other drunken fun. Well I parked in a parking lot that had been set aside for people coming to see Hillary Clinton (She spoke on campus today) There were no signs or anything of that sort in the parking lot. So i woke up this morning after a sweeeeeeeet night, pumped to go skiing because the weather is amazing today, and when i get to the parking lot something is missing. So i did the double take spin move a few times, and then flipped my shit because my car was towed. So i call the campus police and am like "Yo, my car was parking in the MCA parking lot, wtf gives, I park there all the time." And he responded with, "Well Mrs. Clinton is speaking today, and we designated that parking lot for visitors coming to her speech. We towed every car in that lot before 5a.m. So i told the guy I appreciated it and hung up, drove over to get my car. The towing service charged me $70 bucks to tow, which isn't their fault because the university called them. What pisses me off is attached to my Bill was a $25 dollar parking ticket from the campus police for "Snow Removal." The Fucking parking lot wasn't even plowed when I went to look for my car. So now im just getting done dealing with that bullshit, $95 dollars later." I hate Clinton that Liberal cunt, and I hate my Hippy democrat campus and all their fish eating supporters.
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