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My throat is dying!! hellp me pleasse!

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BootySpunk.
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ok well i have had a sore throat for a bout a week now and it hurts like a mofo to swallow so yah anyone know a quick way to get rid of it or like any good throat losages

and plz no stupid comments about sucking dick or w/e

thanks!
Feb 5 2008 9:03PM
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M+M
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suck dick...but swallow


haha no, make lots of tea with honey.....cough drops, ext.
Feb 5 2008 9:05PM
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user098123
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there is stuff you can get that is in a spray bottle. You open your mouth really wide and spray that shit on your throat and it completely numbs it for like 2 hours. It works sooooo well if you are in agony over a sore throat.
Feb 5 2008 9:06PM
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eheath
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Gargle salt water, no joke. I had a doctor tell me that once and i said fuck that ill just take cough drops. So i was on a ski trip and i didnt have any so i tried and it worked pretty well.
Feb 5 2008 9:08PM
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BootySpunk.
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how do u make honey tea? and whats the spray shit called?

and ouch salt water seems like it would hurt
Feb 5 2008 9:09PM
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skithedirt
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this shit works i am using it right now

Feb 5 2008 9:09PM
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eheath
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Trust me, it works.
Feb 5 2008 9:10PM
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skijunkiedtm
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salt water is legit. and for honey tea you make tea then put in some honey.
Feb 5 2008 9:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that does work.  it works temporarily but like just do it every now and then.....warm salt water.   as simple as pouring a warm cup of water and throwing a buncha salt in it and gargling...spit it out, repeat the process till the cup is empty.
Feb 5 2008 9:11PM
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BootySpunk.
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salt water tasted like shit but worked for now lol thanks
Feb 5 2008 9:14PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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if you cant swallow, SHUT UP BITCH GARGLE....



salt water ftw
Feb 5 2008 9:25PM
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M+M
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wat the hell does FTW mean, i have been trying to guess is it for the win? and to make honey tea....just poor honey in your tea
Feb 5 2008 9:27PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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yeah...i dont really understand it, i just know its good.
Feb 5 2008 9:28PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Saltwater and Listerine are your friends
Feb 5 2008 9:32PM
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VT_scratch
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hot water + salt.  then a bunch of halls fruit breezers.

works like a CHARM
Feb 5 2008 9:33PM
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RJD2
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chloraseptic spray is the stuff that will numb your throat.
Feb 5 2008 9:33PM
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statuswhitegirl
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u better order a casket
best wishes and have a good rest of your life throat
Feb 5 2008 9:35PM
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ax_murderer
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go to the doctor you have strept. dont fuck around i waited too long and go tall complicated needed cuts and drainage of my glands and shit no fun
Feb 5 2008 9:41PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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you hear that ryan? you're going to DIE
Feb 5 2008 9:42PM
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comeatmebro
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if you have any type of rash, go to the doctors. that means you have strep. if you go too early they might not catch it and then you are usually fucked cause you don't think you have it.

anyways get the throat spray, it is amazing. cough drops, salt water, tea are all your friends.
Feb 5 2008 9:44PM
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twintipteles
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The spray is called chloraseptic (sp?) and works wonders. i remember some recent add about a chloraseptic lozenge or some new form of it.
Feb 5 2008 9:47PM
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Microcosm
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word. cloraseptic I think it's called. so nice for a sore throat. also try ricola cough drops. they work for me because they last awhile after you finish them.
Feb 5 2008 9:53PM
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BootySpunk.
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yah i wanted recoli but my dad didnt think i would like the flavors and halls only work for like 5sec and i got these other ones and they just taste good
Feb 5 2008 9:54PM
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user098123
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word cloraseptic or whatever. It's soo good.
Feb 5 2008 10:16PM
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Microcosm
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it's true, the flavors aren't the greatest but I love it because they work after you're done with the mint. it's worth it.
Feb 5 2008 10:20PM
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popNfresh44
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fuck the salt water, i had the same problem and this cured it instantly.

get a mug of hot water.
add like a teaspoon or half a teaspoon of ground cayenne.
stir it up
gargle with it, swallowing tiny bits
do it for 2 minutes, in 20 minute intervals, for as long as u want.

it works.
Feb 5 2008 10:43PM
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user098123
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that sounds like torture.
Feb 5 2008 10:44PM
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popNfresh44
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it burns kinda, but it feels kinda nice after a terribly sore throat. and the payoff is huge.
Feb 5 2008 10:49PM
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ryano
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dump some salt in a glass and gargle that shit. it will help
Feb 5 2008 11:02PM
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lushlaxstr
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mouthwash! gurgle it a bunch, works for meeee
Feb 5 2008 11:03PM
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jergriff
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warm salt water man!
Feb 5 2008 11:06PM
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coolhandluke
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gargle warm salt water for sure

there's a reason so many people posted it
Feb 5 2008 11:11PM
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2+2=5
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buy packs of cepracols or strepsils, buy the extra-strength ones too. extra-strength ones come with added ingrediant that completely numbs your mouth/throat, you cant feel your tongue!

also drink a lot of tea with  a lot of lemon. also try to squeeze or 2 lemons into a cup and just drink it straight and take shots of pure lemon throughout the day.
Feb 5 2008 11:15PM
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jimmychung
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teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sooooooooooooooooooup

anything warm really. oh and i actually find that cranberry juice really helps too. every time i feel one coming i go out and get a big jug of it and it just seems to soothe the throat so nicely.
Feb 5 2008 11:16PM
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AwR
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dude, same thing happened to me last week, (hurting like hell to swallow)
point of advice
doctor=i went and they tested me for strep and thats it
ice cream=eat lots
salt water=gargle gargle
time=best but most painful option.

Feb 6 2008 2:16AM
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Calvin.
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Dude i'm pretty sure you have throat cancer.
Feb 6 2008 2:24AM
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c-wayne
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kill yourself

Feb 6 2008 5:57AM
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al_britskiier
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sounds like you have glandular fever to me my friend
Feb 6 2008 6:02AM
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Lineskiah11
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yup thats what i do all the time. we usually only have sea salt which kinda sucks but it helps sooo much. if you get warm water its way better too
Feb 6 2008 7:02AM
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skimonster69
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if none of those ideas work then go to the doctors you probably have strep throat they give you pills that work real well
Feb 6 2008 8:48AM
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jibsworth
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its a f'ing science
Feb 6 2008 9:38AM
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rockyhockey11187
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a nice large number would do wonders im sure
Feb 6 2008 10:26AM
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