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Tosh
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Sep 25 2003 9:25PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
sweet im not gay
Sep 25 2003 9:26PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
OH GOD I'M GAY
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cBf
Sep 25 2003 9:27PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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ohh that really sucks


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 25 2003 9:28PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
MACHO, MACHO MAAAAAAAANNN!!
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UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
Sep 25 2003 9:31PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
MY ring finger is like an inch longer. I am all that is MAN!

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
Sep 25 2003 10:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
not gay here either!


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Sep 25 2003 10:15PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
haha, what if you were backwards, that would be really gay!


On my way to goddom
Sep 25 2003 10:17PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
im not gay, no no way.
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Listen to Bob Marley
Sep 25 2003 10:35PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
ayya for macho man

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Sep 25 2003 10:37PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ya im a macho man weeeee











Go Big and Die!
Sep 25 2003 11:03PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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holy shit i was looking at it backwards WAHOOO


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 25 2003 11:05PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
well it seems i am gay. obviously this scientific research does not lie. so well. im going to go pick up now.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Sep 25 2003 11:05PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
shit..my right hand's gay..but my left hand's not..i must be bisexual or somethin..
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Sep 25 2003 11:28PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
MARTIN!! ssshhhh keep quite. please dont tell dave. hes not ready to hear this yet.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Sep 25 2003 11:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my right hands gay but my left hand isnt too. Hmm. Maybe that means we're supposed to do it.

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Sep 26 2003 12:38AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
wow im not goay but its really close. does that mean i have homosexual tendancys? this could be the most important discovery in years
Sep 26 2003 12:43AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
cruz, now that you realize you're gay. want to go out tonight?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 26 2003 1:24AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^hahahahahaha

macho man for me
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Sep 26 2003 1:25AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
see the problem with this is if you twist your hand one way, youre probably gay, but if you twist it the other, youre a man.
Sep 26 2003 1:26AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
why do they call them fingers, since when do they fing, and what the hell is finging.
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Sep 26 2003 1:26AM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I'm not gay! Time to celebrate!


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Sep 26 2003 1:37AM
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b-ladd
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im a macho, MACHO, man. whoopee.
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ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 26 2003 1:41AM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
macho man on the left and gay on the right.......

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
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Sep 26 2003 1:44AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
' i dunno why they call them fingers, i have never seen them fing...oh wait, there they go!'

btw, not gay, score +1 for me
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Sep 26 2003 1:52AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Yea, I guess I'm gay too according to this....unless there's something special for having all three fingers the exact same length?

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Sep 26 2003 1:52AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
this is wrong. it says I'm not gay.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Sep 26 2003 1:53AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
haaha, haha... i'm straight. that's too bad. i really wanted to hook up with brody when he breaks it off with duncan.


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Sep 26 2003 2:04AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
darn im gay, i guess all that sex with women was just a phase or something
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Sep 26 2003 3:38AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
wow, i guess im not gay, well that changes a lot of things.

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Sep 26 2003 3:41AM
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MidwestJibba
Posts: 983 - Karma: 12
wat if my ring is like an inch shorter
Sep 26 2003 4:08AM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
then your already gay


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'Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet.'
Sep 26 2003 4:10AM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
then your already gay


'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
'Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet.'
Sep 26 2003 4:13AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
the internet doesnt lie
Sep 26 2003 4:17AM
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Freeskifro
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whoa my left hand is gay apparently but the right is extremely macho. i'm never jankin it with the left again.


Fritz

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Sep 26 2003 4:20AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
this threads turned into a gay party. Only if the catholic church knew about newschoolers.com.

ZING!!!




My TM's on EBAY
Sep 26 2003 4:23AM
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CaderTots
Posts: 488 - Karma: 34
Is it weird that my pinky finger is longer than my middle finger? what does that mean?
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Sep 26 2003 4:24AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^GAYY




My TM's on EBAY
Sep 26 2003 4:24AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
much to popular belief... i'm not gay




NDSC
Sep 26 2003 4:27AM
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fatgaygirl69_666_420_lol
Posts: 43 - Karma: 8
macho fag ova hizzer!
Sep 26 2003 4:36AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I measured my right hand when it was wrapped around my boyfriends cock and it seemed hard to tell... is there another way to test this?


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Viva La Resistance!


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Sep 26 2003 3:19PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
^ya if he blew a load in your face and you liked it chances are your gay, but if he blew his wad in your face and you said that was gross don't ever do that again, your probably not gay.


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Sep 26 2003 4:53PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Yeah, if he weren't gay then he would probably kick the shit outa the guy... at least I would


On my way to goddom
Sep 26 2003 9:09PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
im 50/50.....was there any question?

I like puppets.
Sep 26 2003 9:15PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Is there no inbetween? What if I just want to be a straight ballet dancer or something.
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Sep 26 2003 10:00PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^ you would be the sexiest ballet dancer ever jay....but you would NOT be straight.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Sep 26 2003 10:24PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
im so confused


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Sep 26 2003 10:45PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
BALLet dancer Jay?

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skihood.com
Sep 27 2003 12:08AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
nice, im a macho man on both hands! take that u fags! guess im machomanjibber now mwaahahhahaha! thank god for science!




i sniff permanent markers

UNBAN MOMMY!!!
Sep 27 2003 12:13AM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
My ring finger is almost the same as my middle finger.

At least Im still a MACHO MAN.


-Randy
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Sep 27 2003 12:34AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Umm... My pointer finger is a LOT longer than my ring finger. I guess that makes me super gay... So uh, Stace. You and Dave break up yet? I can show you where to look if you still need someone. :)


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a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
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