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JC_Nolan
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so i sneezed and this girl was like "a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm"
is it true?

Feb 3 2008 1:00PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
They say its true.
Feb 3 2008 1:12PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
try sneezing on her twat 8 times see what happens.
Feb 3 2008 1:16PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76

I've heard that too

Feb 3 2008 1:41PM
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Snowcase
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Ahahahahahahaha.

When I sneez it feels damn good. I've had some really good sneezs where I just sit back and reflect.
Feb 3 2008 1:49PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
sneezing is always a big event to me. because when i sneeze fuckin everything spazzes out, i kick, punch, make a cool noise, and yell. i have seriously pulled a muscle from a fucking sneeeze. sneezing isn't fun. go find that bitch and tell her shes wrong.
Feb 3 2008 1:53PM
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samwise
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i don't really think there's a way to measure an orgasm, but sneezes feel awesome
Feb 3 2008 2:27PM
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ax_murderer
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how many times do u sneeze. usually i go three in a row. thats 3/8th of an orgasm.
what if someone sneezed 8 times and then just came everywhere
Feb 3 2008 2:32PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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there would be cum everywhere!!!
Feb 3 2008 2:45PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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By 1/8th of an orgasm, it means 1/8th, so you'd have to sneeze 8 (EIGHT) times, simultaneously to jizz your pants, and that is impossible.

to the guy who said sneeze in her twat 8 times, I laughed my ass off, that was hella funny dude.
Feb 3 2008 3:01PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
hahah
Feb 3 2008 3:48PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
hahahha ya i agree sneezing feels soo damn good i just might have to try sneezing on her twat 8times
Feb 3 2008 4:45PM
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comeatmebro
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im pretty sure those stretches you get like and just fucking go back and basically jizz your pants, are 5/8 of an orgasm...
Feb 3 2008 4:48PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37

random but does any one else sneeze when they come out of thier house in the moring and its mad sunny?

Feb 3 2008 4:50PM
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comeatmebro
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no but the other day i sneezed 19 times within about 5 minutes. it was crazy. no jizz though...
Feb 3 2008 4:51PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
that isnt how everyone orgasms?  damn
Feb 3 2008 4:53PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
did u say some whitty pick up line..... so that you could pee in her butt later

Something like.... Can you show me what the other 7/8 ths feels like
Feb 3 2008 4:53PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
aparently if you are about to sneeze, looking into a bright light will make it temporarily go away. for those instances when sneezing isn't really the cool thing to do, ie. funerals, tests, long speeches .etc. just thought i'd throw that in there
Feb 3 2008 5:08PM
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alexL
Posts: 512 - Karma: 28
or you could hold it in and just make a bunch of funny noises, i knew a kid who was afraid to sneeze in public so he would just hold it in and just like convulse 5 times then it would go away it was funny as hell
Feb 3 2008 5:16PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
lol
Feb 3 2008 5:28PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i love sneezing! no wonder!
Feb 3 2008 5:54PM
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snowmuncher
Posts: 422 - Karma: 19
hahahahaha sig worthy
Feb 3 2008 7:05PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
Sneezing to me is a facial orgasm. You feel the build up, you know that your nose is getting dust fucked and your about to blow your mucusy load all over your upper lip. Finally, after a few "just kiddings" it hits, and it feels so good you are physically unable to keep your eyes open. Afterwords, you just reminice and do work with a facial tissue of some sort. yeah, a facial orgasm.
Feb 3 2008 7:55PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
oh god, imagine what you'd be doing while having sex then..
Feb 3 2008 7:57PM
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jimmychung
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my girlfriend sneezes when the sun is in her eyes, fucking weird.
Feb 3 2008 8:13PM
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