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Valentines day help.

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samskisalot
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so, valentines day is just a couple weeks away, and since i am far far away from my girlfriend because of college, i wont be able to see her. im gonna send her a package with some stuff in it, and i am wondering what girls like other than jewelry, candy, flowers, and stuffed animals?
Feb 1 2008 10:26PM
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dman1260
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dick in a box would work. 
Feb 1 2008 10:27PM
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SteezyasPie
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money, paintball guns or skis if shes chill
Feb 1 2008 10:28PM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
i already gave her skis for christmas, and i cant afford money, or a paintball gun. besides, she's already got one.
Feb 1 2008 10:32PM
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SteezyasPie
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i want her haha, seriously jewlery is always a good bet, ida gotten my girl some if she hadnt broken up with me yesterday, but hey, her loss right?
Feb 1 2008 10:34PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I was gonna use the classic "pee in her butt" but that's not gonna work.


The dick in a box is money also, except you'd have to cut of your dick so that's no fun. I got nothing, good luck though!
Feb 1 2008 10:42PM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
she actually just asked for dick in a box. shes the coolest girl ever. i didn't even put the idea in her head. now how am i gonna do this...
Feb 1 2008 11:10PM
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KRASHED
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lol make a plaster cast of your dick, i'm sure she'll make use of it
Feb 1 2008 11:22PM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
Make her something dude.
Feb 1 2008 11:24PM
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KRASHED
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plaster cast...and make the box also
Feb 1 2008 11:30PM
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McTwist83
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what are you going for, romeo status or just a general all around good gift?
Feb 2 2008 3:01AM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
either, or both.
Feb 2 2008 9:33AM
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user098123
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buy her a dildo
Feb 2 2008 10:06AM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
i dont think thats what she was going for.
Feb 2 2008 2:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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Wait I thought dick in a box is just when you cut a hole in the box and put your dick in it. Not when you literally cut it off????
Feb 2 2008 2:25PM
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Meh42
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Little do you know...
Feb 2 2008 2:54PM
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skifiend89
Posts: 95 - Karma: 16
ok well being a girl, my advice would be maybe if you made her a sweet hat, a sick shirt and some chocolate, uhhhh anything ski related if shes into it, gift certificate to a spa, it would be really sweet if you made her something because then she knows its from the heart. ya dig
Feb 2 2008 4:55PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
that would actually be hilarious.
and then in the box put like a necklace hanging around the shaft or something.
Feb 2 2008 6:42PM
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SHastatahoe
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Get her chocolate and flowers. 
Feb 3 2008 2:43AM
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Droppin_In
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I'd Go for this one
Feb 3 2008 2:58AM
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lotsoffun
Posts: 278 - Karma: 15
go to your local linens and things or marshalls or whatever and get one of those teddy bear sewing kits. and put a big heart on it
Feb 3 2008 10:41AM
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-justice-
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call up a florist where she lives and arrange for a bouquet to be delivered to her dorm/house/residence (at a time you expect her to be there).  Make sure that the florists get a V-day card in there too. 
Feb 3 2008 1:02PM
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skifiend89
Posts: 95 - Karma: 16
flowers are dope but there are a million of them given out on that day so make her something! ya! dewwww ittttt
Feb 4 2008 10:26AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
they actually do make plaster kits for your dick. amazing.

i say send her a dildo! haha sounds like she may need it. other than that maybe some bath and body works stuff, candy, make her a card (girls dig that), a picture of the two of you and pjs are also a good idea
Feb 4 2008 10:35AM
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toominator
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just remember - if it vibrates.. include batteries or she'll be annoyed.

you could always make her something? I made my gf a bookcase for her bday she loves it ae, all her friends n family have heard about it hahaha don't go in that direction if you couldn't pull off a good job though cause then she won't want to tell anyone. uhh what else. flowers are played. you could send her a cool pot plant or something. or on that note, send her a weed plant? then you could end up in jail though and it probably wouldn't be much fun. waxing voucher? mp3 player loaded up with her fav tunes? some dope headphones? crochet her a hat. crochet her a thong. make her anything and she'll more than likely be super stoked. do some baking for her. thats about all my ideas.
Feb 4 2008 5:09PM
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.makuma.
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if you dont wanna get her any of the usual stuff..because my gf likes it, i would suggest writing a really deep letter about your relationship and how much she means to you and stuff like that...shell realy like it..i guarentee it
Feb 4 2008 5:14PM
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Tinga
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well mr ceramics. make her a cute little heart ceramic thingy
Feb 4 2008 5:16PM
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powderdrunkie
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i made a bouquet once for one of my gf's way back in the day. except i didn't use flowers i made it out of underwear. womens underwear. not mine.

it worked out really well because it was creative, sexy, and she got a whole bunch of underwear. and of course i got to see her in it. and of course i got to see it on my floor. so yeah. you can use that idea if you want.
Feb 4 2008 7:27PM
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Sufferboy
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if your any good at art

make her a pic or sculpture.

chicks dig that shit ithink

idk im kinda ugly so i dont need to worry bout valintines day ahahaha
Feb 4 2008 7:33PM
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raddar
Posts: 681 - Karma: 65
vermont teddy bear.  just got one for my gf.
Feb 4 2008 7:34PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your junk in that box
3. let her open the box

that's the way you do it, its my dick in a box
Feb 4 2008 9:35PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
well at least you're honest.
Feb 4 2008 9:37PM
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melskiis
Posts: 180 - Karma: 6
Get her jewelry@!
like a nice ring or something
Feb 4 2008 9:59PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
cut off your ear and then start painting


then kill youself and make sure in your will all the money from the paintings goes to her
Feb 4 2008 10:03PM
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