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I hate axe shower gel.

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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21

I just got out of the shower. I was using snake peel axe shower gel and some how i got the soap up my nose. it burned so bad. i though i got it out, but i can fell the little ball thing still in my nose. I 've been sneezing out bubbles for the past 10 minutes now,what do I do haha?

Jan 31 2008 5:02PM
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eurotune2
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 10
a little blow will fix that..... just kidding thats bad for you
Jan 31 2008 5:04PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
haha kinda funny. my suggestion would be to do some cocaine to absorb some of the soap.
Jan 31 2008 5:05PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
blow your nose. and i love axe shower gel, unlike the spray it stays smelling fresh for a while.
Jan 31 2008 5:06PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
i tried blowin some hardcore snot rockets.it didn't work. The Cocaine might be the trick!
Jan 31 2008 5:06PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
If I were you I'd run into a knife for getting soap up your nose. Also if you had old spice you'd smell way better.
Jan 31 2008 5:06PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
first ask yourself why the fuck you put something on your body called "snake peel"???
Jan 31 2008 5:07PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Well first of all. It's not the soap's fault. Second, what the fuck were you doing?
Jan 31 2008 5:08PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
i dont know how it got up there, and because it smells amazing.
Jan 31 2008 5:08PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
well i was scrubin myself and i was rubbin my checks and then i sneezed and hit my face off my peck,maybe thats how.
Jan 31 2008 5:10PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
i bought a bottle of axe once and i did not have sexy women jumpng all over me fighting for my man piece. Axe sucks.

-message to person about to say, "^thats because you are ugly." Be origional and think of something better. I set you up big
Jan 31 2008 7:10PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
rofl i used that this morning, but didnt get anything up my nose


Jan 31 2008 7:10PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
ahahahaha, thats funny.
Jan 31 2008 7:19PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
roflpwned newb.
Jan 31 2008 7:21PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
snort some instant coffee if you don't have any blow on ya
Jan 31 2008 7:28PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
guy i work with said he broke out in hives after using axe shower gel
Jan 31 2008 8:36PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
because they know you don't have a penis.

that's more original.
Jan 31 2008 8:47PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
some kid in 8th grade sprayed axe in math, and the teacher had a severe allergic reaction and had to leave school. I felt bad, but she was a bitch so it was all good.
Jan 31 2008 9:39PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
hahahahahah blow bubbles!!!!!
Jan 31 2008 9:48PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
consider yourself lucky, there are kids all over the world praying for the chance to make bubbles come out of their nose.
Jan 31 2008 9:53PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
lol, I was actually stuck between buying Old Spice body gel and Axe, I went with the Old Spice for some reason though.
Jan 31 2008 10:40PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
maybe because they only do that in TAG commercials, not axe. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Jan 31 2008 10:54PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
use red zone, its way easier on the skin than axe
Jan 31 2008 11:23PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Do you have some sort of illness that affects your vision?

Look at any bottle of axe or their soap and you will see that they claim it will get you girls
Jan 31 2008 11:39PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
neti pot that shit
Jan 31 2008 11:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Do you have the snake peel bottle that comes with the sweet thing to stick it to the wall? My roommate has it and I'm super jealous every time I get in the shower.
Feb 1 2008 12:09AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
I'm Forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the aaaaiiiirrrr.
Feb 1 2008 12:22AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
should we clap for you?

but yeah, dont clean your face with it, it usually burns all of it, i think
Feb 1 2008 1:46AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
bubbles... HAHAHA
Feb 1 2008 2:09AM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
yeah i hate it too... it never does what the commercials say it will do
Feb 1 2008 3:14AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
yes i have the sticky thing that sticks to the wall! I got it out last night.i Just blew the most harcore snot rockets ever. NO SCHOOL TODAY THOUGH! dont know why im on at 8AM THOUGH.
Feb 1 2008 7:56AM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
HA!
Feb 1 2008 8:45AM
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