quote the following sentence and call me a dumbass:
I think anyone employed in the healthcare industry should stop cutting people and go mutilate their nuts with those filthy tools. If they don't have a pair they should sow one on and then mutilate it afterwards. I am a plastic surgeon but I don't think that really counts because I specialize in rubbermaid containers.
A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."